[00:26.31]It's a beautiful day [00:27.93]It's a rather nice day [00:29.28]A day for a glorious wedding [00:32.15]A rehearsal,my dear,To be perfectly clear [00:34.76]A rehearsal for a glorious wedding [00:37.45]Assuming nothing happens that we don't really know [00:40.08]That nothing unexpected interferes with the show [00:42.73]And that's why everything [00:44.15]Every last little thing. [00:45.51]Every single,tiny,microscopic little thing must go [00:50.76]According to plan [00:51.98]Our son will be married [00:53.37]According to plan [00:54.77]Our family carried [00:56.12]We'll go right into the heights of society [01:00.17]To the costume balls [01:01.37]In the hallowed halls [01:02.67]Rubbing elbows with the finest [01:05.12]Having crumpets with her highness [01:07.77]We'll be there.We'll be seen,having tea with the queen [01:10.52]We'll forget everything..That we've ever,ever been [01:33.55]It's a terrible day [01:35.20]Now,don't be that way [01:36.59]It's a terrible day for a wedding [01:39.44]It's sad.sad state of affairs we're in [01:42.45]That has led to this ominous wedding [01:45.60]How could our family have come to this? [01:48.50]To marry off our daughter to the nouveau riche [01:51.20]They're so commom [01:52.13]So coarse [01:53.10]Oh.It could't be worse! [01:54.41]It could't be worse?I'm afraid I disagree [01:56.98]It could be land-rich bankrupt aristocracy [01:59.97]Without a penny to their name..Just like you..and me [02:05.37]Oh.dear [02:07.16]And that's why everything.Every last little thing [02:10.17]Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go [02:17.55]According to plan [02:19.01]Our daughter will wed [02:20.30]According to plan [02:22.00]Our family lead [02:23.50]From the depths of deepest poverty [02:29.17]To the noble realm [02:30.87]Of our ancestry [02:32.67]And who'd have guessed in a million years that our daughter [02:34.30]That our daughter with the face of an otter in disgrace [02:38.92]Would provide our tichet to our rightful place? [02:51.05] [02:55.38]Mrs.Everglot(seaking)Do you suppose your father and I like each other? [02:59.73]Emily(speaking)Surely you must... a little [03:02.01]Mr.and Mrs Everglot(speaking)Of course not! [03:02.93]Mrs.Everglot(speaking)Get those corsets laced properly [03:05.41]I can hear you speak without gasping [03:10.62]Marriage is a partnership.A little tit-for-tat [03:14.78]You'd think a lifetime watching us [03:17.67](singing)Might have taught her that [03:20.02]Might have taught her that [03:21.46]Everything must be perfect [03:23.26]Everything must be perfect.Everything must be perfect [03:26.17]Everything must be perfect,perfect. [03:27.04]That's why everything,every last little thing [03:29.58]Every single tiny microscopic little thing must go [03:33.93]According to plan!