[00:00.43]Listen, everyone
[00:02.42]There were objects so peculiar
[00:04.44]They were not to be believed
[00:05.87]All around, things to tantalize my brain
[00:09.43]It's a world unlike anything I've ever seen
[00:12.98]And as hard as I tried .I can't seem to describe
[00:16.21]Like a most improbable dream
[00:19.71]But you must believe when I tell you this
[00:23.01]It's as real as my skull and it does exist
[00:28.85]Here, let me show you
[00:32.81]This is a thing called a present
[00:35.25]The whole thing starts with a box
[00:37.23]A box?
[00:38.20]Is it steel?
[00:39.00]Are there locks?
[00:39.96]Is it filled with a pox?
[00:40.62]A pox？
[00:41.33]How delightful, a pox
[00:43.20]If you please
[00:44.10]Just a box with bright-colored paper
[00:47.57]And the whole thing's topped with a bow
[00:49.84]A bow?
[00:50.50]But why?
[00:51.20]How ugly！
[00:52.15]What's in it?
[00:52.81]What's in it?
[00:53.46]That's the point of the thing.Not to know.
[00:55.32]It's a bat
[00:56.00]Will it bend?
[00:56.66]It's a rat!
[00:57.42]Will it break?
[00:58.14]Perhaps it’s the head that I found in the lake?
[01:00.62]Listen now, you don't understand
[01:03.25]That's not the point of Christmas land
[01:07.16]Now, pay attention
[01:08.68]We pick up an oversized sock
[01:11.11]And hang it like this on the wall
[01:13.65]Oh, yes! Does it still have a foot?
[01:15.62]Let me see, let me look
[01:16.86]Is it rotted and covered with gook?
[01:18.98]Hmm, let me explain
[01:20.41]There's no foot inside, but there's candy
[01:23.35]Or sometimes it's filled with small toys
[01:25.27]Small toys?
[01:25.88]Do they bite?
[01:26.54]Do they snap?
[01:27.25]Or explode in a sack?
[01:28.48]Or perhaps they just spring out and scare girls and boys
[01:31.11]What a splendid idea
[01:32.49]This Christmas sounds fun
[01:33.70]I fully endorse it
[01:35.00]Let's try it at once
[01:36.29]Everyone, please .Now, not so fast
[01:38.87]There's something here that you don't quite grasp
[01:43.74]Well, I may as well give them what they want
[01:47.03]And the best I must confess, I have saved for the last
[01:50.26]For the ruler of this Christmas land
[01:53.87]Is a fearsome king with a deep mighty voice
[01:57.31]Least that's what I've come to understand
[02:00.76]And I've also heard it told that he's something to behold
[02:04.16]Like a lobster, huge and red
[02:07.85]When he sets out to slay with his rain gear on
[02:11.10]Carting bulging sacks with his big great arms
[02:14.40]That is, so I've heard it said
[02:18.30]And on a dark, cold night
[02:20.07]Under full moonlight
[02:21.80]He flies into a fog
[02:23.76]Like a vulture in the sky
[02:27.82]And they call him Sandy Claws
[02:39.67]Well, at least they're excited
[02:41.65]But they don't understand
[02:44.10]That special kind of feeling in Christmas land
[02:50.02]Oh, well...