Cores and turrets of every stage
Wouldn't you like to escape this cage?
Come to us and you'll be sure
You're not safe in Aperture
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Test subjects die once they're in sight
This is Aperture!
Everybody hit the floor
Take a seat 'til the neurotoxin makes you die!
It's not safe! We are sure
You're not safe in Aperture
I am the one that's keeping you alive
Because, y'know, it's bloody hard to survive!
I am the one that wants to test
Maybe at the end I'll let you rest!
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
You're not safe, in this place
All of us warn you of the big white face!
You are safe, don't you struggle now
Don't you want your nice big cake?
Down that corridor, running to the exit door
She is waiting there to grab and kill you!
Run!
This is Aperture!
White and grey
And slightly blue!
Want some cake?
Well, none for you!
Portal here, portal there
Throw a turret in the air!
Watch for the bullets that'll graze your hair!
Everybody RUN!
Everybody RUN!
You're not safe in Aperture
I'm the bot with adorable face
Ready to shoot you in your place!
I am the reject that gave you a scare!
I am the voice that you hear in there!
I am the head of this great place
And I just bought some rocks from space!
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Testing subject usually die
Science isn't fun without cyanide
That's the drill and you may die
As you're not safe in Aperture!
You are safe, don't you struggle now
Don't you want your nice big cake?
GlaDOS the giant may fill your room with neurotoxin!
Shoot you with a rocket-turret - turn you into burning mush!
This is Aperture!
Everybody RUN!
You better escape to a much safer place!
Our dear Chell is master of the portal-gun!
Everybody help her in her flight!
NOW!
This is Aperture!
This is Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
Aperture!
You're not safe in this place
All of us warned you of the big white face!
La! La! La! La la! La! La! La! La la! La! La! La! La la! La! La la la! La! La!