Oh consensus, publicists and your mother
 The explorers got it wrong,
 there ain't nothing to discover
 You can show me the door but I ain't leaving
 I got new age tricks just beyond conceiving
 Everybody's got a past,
 you wanna share it like a present
 Don't think you're in a caste,
 but you're nothing but a peasant
 No pointless digressions
 No deathbed confessions
 Just new age tricks and old time obsessions
 Lizzy'd seen a lot,
 but she didn't know what she was in for
 'Cuz the last rodeo didn't go like all the others before
 And she wished that she would disappear
 And she wished that she would go
 There were certain new age tricks even she didn't know
 So defenseless in the arms of a new mistress
 He could scarcely make the gesture,
 he could hardly protect the witness
 Say he went crazy or absent without leave
 Or pulled some new age trick he had hidden in his sleeve
 No one even asked so why are you testifying?
 No one's hiring, so why are you even applying?
 Had to go all the way downtown just to bail you out
 Those new age tricks couldn't even save you now