[00:00.00]Eatadiccup - J-Zone/Celph Titled
[00:00.44]Look  up above
[00:02.53]It's a bird  it's a plane  it's my balls  Yeah
[00:05.97]J Zone a k a Captain Backslap
[00:08.20]Celph Titled the motherf**kin' Rubix Cupid
[00:10.07]Come on
[00:10.74]Super ni**a J Zone in the sky with a fur cape
[00:13.57]Enemy of the state  in '98 I dropped the gold tape
[00:16.20]Hoes wantin' my presents got nothing
[00:17.95]But more laughter
[00:18.93]B**ch
[00:19.69]The fact that it's Christmas is no factor
[00:21.68]Unknown to famous
[00:23.06]My Rolodex got a long list of hoes
[00:25.77]Like the Chinatown White Pages
[00:27.58]Only yellow ni**a  always runnin' his mouth
[00:29.63]Eatin' p**sy  lookin' like Pac Man
[00:31.39]But don't f**k with a spouse
[00:33.10]Ladies  I drove 'em crazy
[00:34.26]Cause I gave 'em more head
[00:35.43]But pigeons are shittin' on me
[00:36.89]Cause I threw 'em no bread
[00:38.34]Bum b**ches beg me not to perform
[00:40.16]Cause I'm offendin' 'em
[00:41.51]Please  don't do it
[00:42.65]I said I'm no gentleman
[00:43.99]She left  about to cry too
[00:45.65]What  you forgotten
[00:46.87]I was raised on 2 Live Crew
[00:48.43]My attitude is rotten
[00:49.58]Zone and Celph are guaranteed
[00:51.61]Like your b**ch gainin' 55 pounds
[00:53.63]After you marry the G
[00:55.27]Yo  me and Zone cake heavily
[00:56.88]Breakin' cheddar with cheese graters
[00:58.38]With an HK  that stretch 3 acres
[01:01.39]Sniper maneuvers
[01:02.49]I'm on some heavy metal sh*t
[01:04.24]Find me at Lollapalooza with a bazooka
[01:06.61]Any b**ch 14 and up  you know I'm f**kin' that
[01:09.59]Get my rocks off
[01:10.67]Watching fat girls do jumpin' jacks
[01:12.46]I really stay on top of my game when I'm at
[01:14.52]Cause I'm f**king your wife
[01:15.79]Missionary style on a Twister mat
[01:17.94]MC's hate us
[01:19.12]Bleach don't fade us
[01:20.42]Ball on a bunch of  hoes don't date us
[01:23.01]Zone and Celph Titled rippin' over the beat
[01:25.40]Come to your crib  take a leak
[01:27.15]Piss all over the seat
[01:28.29]You're 2 bit like Atari  Commodore
[01:31.35]You're sorry  with a weak show
[01:33.20]What the f**k you rhymin' for
[01:34.69]What sort of nonsense is this
[01:35.92]Eat a dick up
[01:36.90]Cock cocksuckers  cock cocksuckers
[01:40.03]We APR finance careers
[01:41.41]Cause we give it to you now
[01:42.90]And you're payin' for the next 3 years
[01:45.15]My ex called me the Pipe long Kid
[01:47.30]Cause I got a dick size reminiscent of
[01:49.59]The Whitestone Bridge
[01:50.69]Sissies talk all tough  taking and quot
[01:52.13]Thug agra and quot; by the case
[01:53.63]Celph stomped a hole in your cheek
[01:55.58]And everybody call your a** Mae
[01:57.27]And on your face you'll fall flat
[01:58.69]For ballin' out your league like
[02:00.26]Kobe with a baseball bat  ya b**ch
[02:02.53]Oh  sh*t  yo  Celph
[02:04.49]What are you doing with that cannon  man
[02:06.27]Make sure you think twice before you use it
[02:08.25]No doubt Zone  I always do
[02:09.69]Once when I load it  and once when I fire it
[02:13.36]Real gangstas don't say much
[02:14.51]We talk with our hands
[02:15.99]And keep a surplus of
[02:17.45]Ziploc bags and rubberbands
[02:18.84]Well that men
[02:19.46]You see me load the clip in the gun
[02:21.49]You'd better kill that crip
[02:22.63]Walk and start doin' a crip run
[02:24.42]I'm 61240 pounds
[02:26.50]Enough to cause fractures
[02:27.48]Extort pussies in the game
[02:29.13]It's gonna cost rappers
[02:30.21]From now on
[02:31.37]Call me Reverend Get Right
[02:32.64]I got a thing for female journalists
[02:34.37]I like the b**ch tight
[02:35.59]Cookin' crack in a rotisserie oven
[02:37.29]Hickory smokin'
[02:38.31]In the projects with a bulldozer
[02:40.02]Picture me rollin'  ni**a
[02:41.54]I went to private school
[02:42.70]Attended church and said my prayers
[02:44.54]Now I'm takin' trips to hell
[02:45.60]And God  I love it there
[02:47.05]Settin' the new fashion trends
[02:48.65]Who else
[02:49.65]You look nice in that body bag
[02:51.36]Shoot yourself
[02:52.43]Black Sabbath performer
[02:53.62]Come see me on Sunday
[02:54.92]And witness how I'm lightin' up
[02:56.55]Broadway with my gunplay