[Verse 1] Lulu's doing haircuts so I don't think she can see Brendan's found a song to match the pace of his heartbeat Why do I do this? Why do I do this at all? Edward's on the big white telephone to God Charlie's coming onto every person he can touch Why does this happen? Every time I dream in Technicolor and live in black and white? [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And no one really cares so let's pretend we're all okay This is not a party it's a hurricane [Verse 2] Roxie's made the call although her boyfriend wants to go James rolled on the floor and I've lost all self control Why does this happen? Why must this be? I dream of space and time and wake up in 2D [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And no one really cares so let's pretend we're doing great This is not a party it's a hurricane [Breakdown] And you're complicated You're complicated You're complicated Why so complicated Well go to sleep don't worry 'bout me I'm just fishing for the moon in an artificial sea [Chorus] This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane And I don't really care and I'm never gonna change This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane This is not a party it's a hurricane You said we'd never work you said we weren't the same But I don't really care and I don't ever wanna change This is not a party it's a hurricane