[00:03.26]My friend finally made a record [00:06.35]And took to the road and played guitar [00:09.42] [00:10.23]He met this girl from Pennsylvania [00:13.68]Stuck by his side in love and war [00:16.69] [00:17.44]Fearful and fussy but so faithful [00:20.39] [00:21.01]Poor and devoted real and true [00:24.02] [00:24.64]She's not the type to be forsaken [00:27.78] [00:28.48]And I see much of her in you [00:31.66] [00:37.81]While on a gig up in Toronto [00:40.71] [00:41.40]During a pause between his show [00:44.60] [00:45.16]He met this foxy German stallion [00:48.08] [00:48.77]Who understood him head to toe [00:51.57] [00:52.38]She played it smart and learned his weakness [00:55.58] [00:56.22]And made him confess and yield into [00:59.17] [00:59.92]Her lustful whims became his fancy [01:03.24] [01:03.80]And I would fear the same from you [01:07.25] [01:13.39]Then in the swank suburbs of Houston [01:16.98]Off in a mansion built of stone [01:20.12] [01:20.81]Escorted by this wealthy widow [01:23.96] [01:24.65]Into her lounge and left alone [01:27.85] [01:28.47]Her maid announced that she was waiting [01:31.61] [01:32.25]For him to come and rendezvous [01:35.39] [01:36.01]Where he bestowed a long relation [01:39.90]One like I hope to have with you [01:43.28] [02:26.57]Then on the sands right off the ocean [02:29.64] [02:30.26]Just as the sun sank in the sea [02:33.52] [02:34.15]So did my buddy slow and easy [02:38.22]Into a freak of fancy-free [02:41.56] [02:42.24]It was a group in automation [02:45.38] [02:46.13]Getting together two by two [02:49.36] [02:50.11]Where people live and love one another [02:54.04]People who live like me and you [02:57.78] [03:03.93]Then on the beach in warm Miami [03:06.98] [03:07.73]There was a teacher far from school [03:10.91] [03:11.59]Taught him the way to please a woman [03:15.56]Made him concede the Golden Rule [03:18.82] [03:19.63]He learned to do it unto others [03:22.89] [03:23.51]As he used to just have them do [03:27.52]So they began to come together [03:31.09] [03:31.65]As I will try to do with you [03:35.30] [03:41.70]And there was one who was a virgin [03:44.84] [03:45.58]Never been touched by anyone [03:48.34] [03:49.53]She was as pure as any angel [03:52.85] [03:53.62]In fact she's called to be a nun [03:56.62] [03:57.63]But it was all because my buddy [04:00.90] [04:01.64]Just couldn't spoil a girl so true [04:04.77] [04:05.65]And so he left her as he found her [04:09.94]Like I may have to do with you [04:13.07] [04:57.74]The girl he's got now he's never left her [05:01.17] [05:01.98]She was the first I thought he'd shun [05:05.19] [05:06.19]Until I saw my buddy's eyes [05:09.20] [05:10.20]When she came forth and bore his son [05:13.34] [05:14.21]Since then he's known no other woman [05:17.34] [05:18.24]I think his ramblin' days are through [05:21.48] [05:22.29]They built a home up in the country [05:26.42]A life I'd love to build with you [05:30.05] [05:36.89]Although you've never known my buddy [05:39.89] [05:40.89]And I am sure he don't know you [05:43.96] [05:44.98]But you know the life he's living [05:48.67]And all of the changes he's been through [05:52.20] [05:53.14]Sweetheart I'm talking about my buddy [05:56.20] [05:57.20]'Cause I don't want to wind up blue [06:00.46] [06:01.27]I could be happy with you only [06:04.78] [06:05.35]'Cause I see all of them in you