Chamillitary mayne [Intro - Chamillionaire - talking] 
Mixtape Messiah, 
August 27th 
Put that on your calendar 
It's Chamillionaire, 
I mean Koopa 
AKA Major 
Pain, cause 
I'm a bring the majors pain 
Mixtape master, the underground, bang 
They ask me where 
Texas at and 
I say hold that thought 
August 27th, 
I'm a get to that 
You either die a hero or you live to see yourself become the villain 
I've been showin support to all the labels in my city (yeah) 
But right now it's all about 
Chamilli (yeah, yeah) [Young Jeezy sample - behind the Intro] 
Put on ... 
Put on ... 
Put on ... 
I put on for my city, on, on for my city 
I put on for my city, on, on for my city 
I put on for my city, on, on for my city 
I put on for my city, on, on for my city [Verse 1 - Chamillionaire] 
When they see me do my magic, they say "what the heck is Koopa on?" 
Texas been too quiet, so the 
X-Man about to produce a storm 
Either die a hero or the villain is what you become 
Hoppin in my 
Batmobile, 
I ch-ch-churp the 
Koop alarm 
Salad dressing cause it's umm, plenty green and parmesan 
In my pockets, in my palm, 
I'm about to drop a bomb 
Thinkin of makin vegetation, 
I'm the mixtape 
Farmer John 
So much green inside my jeans, it's like 
I've been out mowin lawns 
I'm the real, the rest is fake, 
I'm the best, the rest is cake 
Mixtape God 
I bless the tape and 
I put boys in they restin place (woo!) 
People always test the type and they don't never test the face 
That's the day 
I'm a be on 
TMZ and the day 
I catch a case 
Think that you can take my auto and them hollows not gon' follow? [gunshot] 
Better dream of bikini wearin genie out a bottle (bottle) 
Some chicks that used to strip, ask to wax the 
Maserato I said "forget the wax, just make it quick, just like Serato" (ha) 
Got a spanish chick, that love the chips, she the 
Dorito lady 
She ready to 
Frito Lay me, "el gusto es mio baby" 
I hear some sharks talkin like they gonna 
D.O.A. me (what?) 
Go ahead, jump in that water, promise there's torpedoes waitin [gunshot] 
I dropped a lot of verses but 
I know I'm proud of mines 
I see the presidents in front of me, 
I'm Obamatized 
Rappers is politicians (yes), they all be talkin lies 
Paparazzi like some 
Nazi, pop your posse like some spies 
I used to look around me, like "it's probably you that hate me" 
Now I open up my wallet and it start illuminatin 
Do your damage, do it, talk your talk and mutilate me 
Money talks, me and 
Ben always communicatin (hello) 
I know you're probably thinkin, "why he talkin all that cash?" (cash) 
I write my lyrics in the crib as big as 
Carlton's dad's 
Was happy broke but super rich and they like "boy he mad" 
Every problem 
I had last year, my money brought me all of that 
Push foreigns like a chauffeur (chauffeur), stomp all the cock-a-roach a 
But back when 
I was broker, 
I sold product like a broker (broker) 
My next one drop it's over (over), point out somebody doper 
I bet that supersoaker flip that joker like it's poker [gunshot] 
Your boy ain't half of me, turn him to a casualty 
Humble but 
I swear I'm not 
Barack Obama's pastor, see 
I be talkin trash, yeah the mouth is a catastrophe 
Don't mistake the humbleness for weakness, cause that's blasphemy [Chorus - Chamillionaire (Young Jeezy sample)] (I put on), some 
Chamilli (On, on), some 
Chamilli (I put on), some 
Chamilli (On, on), some 
Chamilli (Put on - Eastside) (Put on - Southside) (Put on - Westside) (Put on, yeah, let's go), 
Chamillitary mayne (I put on), some 
Chamilli (On, on), some 
Chamilli (I put on), some 
Chamilli (On, on), some 
Chamilli (Put on - Eastside) (Put on - Southside) (Put on - Westside) (Put on), yeah, yeah [Verse 2 - Chamillionaire] 
This weapon that stay attached to me, is grazin your anatomy 
This gray one'll make you call a doctor (call a doctor), call up 
Grey's Anatomy (okay) 
I be pushin cars out the garage like it's a factory 
Service with a smile, serve a hatin rapper happily (okay) 
Never miss a penny, you can't count your dough exact as me 
Push come to shove, 
I'm pickin up money just like a vacuum 
G (yeah) Always makin dough, got a bunch of 
Keeblers after me 
Pro at bein active like what 
Puffy use for ac-a-ne 
If you rep that 
Texas, I know that ya feel me 
Want to pop, lock and dance, then put on that get silly 
Want to dance until you're sweaty, put on that 
P. Diddy Tryin to take the mixtape market (put on), that 
Chamilli