[00:15.933]On the first day of Christimas
[00:18.673]My true love said to me
[00:19.672]Oh Sarah, my sweet pea
[00:23.432]On the second day of Christmas
[00:25.928]My true love lied to me
[00:27.672]Oh, what a pity
[00:29.680]Now he lies on the bottom of the sea
[00:38.533]On the third day of Christmas
[00:40.530]The milkman come to see
[00:42.538]If my husband was home
[00:44.283]For a pint of beer
[00:46.289]The question he popped and
[00:48.115]My jaws nearly dropped!
[00:49.796]Oh, what a pity, he had it coming
[00:52.780]Now there's two on the bottom of the sea
[01:01.244]On the fourth day of Christmas
[01:04.285]The milkman's wife come by
[01:05.991]Worried to her bones she was
[01:07.988]Of her husband's life
[01:09.996]A blow to her head
[01:11.240]It made everything all right
[01:13.237]Oh what a pity, she had it coming
[01:16.244]A knife cut her throat
[01:17.741]Now there's three on the bottom of the sea
[01:41.808]On the fifth day of Christmas
[01:43.806]My true love got revealed
[01:45.303]He was keen on something else
[01:47.554]Than his wife... that's me!
[01:49.562]I went to see his mistress
[01:51.060]Just to have a talk
[01:52.803]Then I went home... Or not!
[01:58.806]That was not a pity
[02:00.303]Chopped her like meat
[02:01.813]Put her in a sack
[02:03.106]Now there's four on the bottom of the sea
[02:08.756]On the sixth day of Christmas
[02:10.510]A man knocked on my door
[02:12.007]Asked for my husban, my true love
[02:18.253]Damn, what a pity
[02:19.762]This is getting messy
[02:21.260]Strangled him to death
[02:22.504]Now there's five on the bottom of the sea
[02:31.155]On the seventh day of Christmas
[02:33.652]The police knocked my door
[02:35.155]Told me the milkman's son
[02:37.400]Had given them a call
[02:38.909]By asking some questions
[02:40.906]They found out what I'd done
[02:42.923]Oh, what a pity, end of my story
[02:45.910]Sarah's going to jail!
[02:51.901]Quickly I came up with a cunning plan
[02:56.912]Look at the time
[02:58.402]It's almost five
[02:59.658]I bring you tea
[03:00.910]With a special treat!
[03:04.651]The poison made them sleep
[03:06.402]A dagger made them bleed
[03:07.660]Time for me to flee!
[03:08.411]Now there's eight on the bottom of the sea
[03:14.160]Yes there's eight on the bottom of the sea