[00:00.000]Now here's a little story to tell
[00:05.002]It is a must about an unsung hero
[00:13.283]That moves away your dust
[00:18.429]Some people make a fortune, others earn a mint
[00:24.908]My old man don't earn much
[00:28.748]In fact he's flippin' skint
[00:36.323]Oh, my old man's a dustman
[00:38.308]He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers
[00:42.227]And he lives in a council flat
[00:44.108]He looks a proper nana in his great big hobnail boots
[00:48.000]He's got such a job to pull them up
[00:49.959]That he calls 'em daisy roots
[00:51.709]Some folks give tips at Christmas, and some of them forget
[00:58.684]So when he picks their bins up, he spills some on the step
[01:02.341]Now one old man got nasty and to the council wrote
[01:06.051]Next time my old man went 'round there, he punched him up the throat
[01:09.760]Oh my old man's a dustman
[01:11.954]He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers
[01:15.559]And he lives in a council flat
[01:17.623]Lonnie: I say, I say, Les
[01:18.798]Les: Yes?
[01:20.261]Lonnie: I, er, I found a police dog in my dustbin
[01:22.743]Les: Well how do you do know he's a police dog?
[01:24.467]Lonnie: He had a policeman with him
[01:28.777]Though my old man's a dustman, he's got an 'eart of gold
[01:32.617]He got married recently, though he's eighty-six years old
[01:36.431]We said "'Ere, hang on, Dad, you're getting past your prime"
[01:40.219]He said "Well, when you get to my age, it helps to pass the time."
[01:44.346]Oi! My old man's a dustman
[01:45.887]He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers
[01:49.701]And he lives in a council flat
[01:51.477]_I say, I say, I say!
[01:52.836]_Huh
[01:53.541]Lonnie: My dustbin's full of lilies
[01:54.900]Les: Well throw 'em away then!
[01:56.258]Lonnie: I can't. Lily's wearing them
[02:00.803]Now one day whilst in a hurry, he missed a lady's bin
[02:04.591]He hadn't gone but a few yards when she chased after him
[02:08.718]"What game do you think you're playing?" “
[02:10.468]She cried right from the 'eart
[02:12.271]"You've missed me, am I too late?" “
[02:14.256]"No, jump up on the cart!" “
[02:16.451]Oi! My old man's a dustman
[02:18.201]He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers
[02:21.936]And he lives in a council flat
[02:23.686]Lonnie: I say, I say, I say!
[02:25.175]_Not you again!
[02:27.709]Lonnie: My dustbin's absolutely full with toadstools
[02:30.713]Les: How do you know it's full?
[02:32.150]Lonnie: 'Cause there's not mushroom inside
[02:36.852]He found a tiger's head one day nailed to a piece of wood
[02:40.875]The tiger looked like miserable
[02:42.756]But I suppose he should
[02:44.532]Just then from out a window, a voice began to wail
[02:48.320]It said "Oi! Where's me tiger's head?"  “
[02:50.566]"Four foot from his tail." “
[02:52.421]Oh my old man's a dustman
[02:54.093]He wears a dustman's hat, he wears cor-blimey trousers
[02:57.855]And he lives in a council flat
[02:59.657]Next time you see a dustman
[03:01.930]Looking all pale and sad
[03:03.602]Don't kick him in the dustbin
[03:05.300]It might be my old dad