作曲 : Braddock
Mason jars on the dresser
Filled with quarters and dollars
Savin' 'em for our trip around the world
But, now you've changed your tune
There'll be no honeymoon
So tonight 
I'm going there without you, girl
I'm going down to 
Mexico in a glass of 
TequilaGoing down to 
Puerto Rico in a bottle of 
RumGoing to 
Honolulu in a 
Mai Tai mug
Then, I'm coming back home to 
Georgie in a jug
We'll never ride that bus to 
Mexico City, it's a pity
We'll never sail our ship into 
Ol' San Juan
You'll never walk with me on the beach at 
Waikiki, and
And we'll never share that brick suburban home
Today I'm taking that money out of the jar
Tonight I'll buy my ticket, down at the corner bar
I'm going down to 
Mexico in a glass of 
TequilaGoing down to 
Puerto Rico in a bottle of 
RumGoing to 
Honolulu in a 
Mai Tai mug
Then, I'm coming back home to 
Georgie in a jug
Then, I'm coming back home to 
Georgie in a jug