In my heaven there ain't no lawyers
Don't need names on dotted lines
Folks do business like they oughta
A good firm handshake works just fine
We feed lawyers to the lions
In my heaven there ain't no children
Totin' loaded guns to school
Ain't no such thing as peer pressure
Being who you are is cool
They still teach that golden rule
In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven
In my heaven 
I sing like 
ElvisPlay guitar like 
BB KingSlide a fastball past 
Hank Aaron
Batter, batter, batter swing
I can do most anything
In my heaven we hurt no one
No lying, crying or dying young
No one's lonely, no one's scared
And anyone is welcome there in my heaven
I know that it's 
God's decision
What my heaven's gonna be
And I ain't tellin' him his business
But if He left it up up to me
Then in my heaven there's football with no referees
In my heaven there's never been an injury
In my heaven angels yodel when they sing
In my heaven the fish'll bite almost anything
In my heaven, in my heaven, in my heaven