[00:17.440]He was sittin' at the bar,
[00:19.560]sippin' on a regular Coke
[00:25.750]We were drinkin' and smokin'
[00:28.000]and makin' him the butt of our jokes
[00:34.000]We all said,
[00:34.880]"Man, what happened to you?
[00:38.690]Why can't you just have a few?"
[00:42.750]He said,
[00:43.310]"I would if I could,
[00:45.380]but it's probably best that I don't."
[00:50.190]Cause the more I drink,
[00:52.750]the more I drink
[00:55.320]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
[00:57.940]and a dancin' machine
[00:58.940]I get loud, I get proud....
[01:03.820]and it gets worse
[01:07.320]Well if I have one,
[01:10.000]I'll have thirteen
[01:12.570]Naw, there ain't no in-between
[01:16.130]Cause, the more I drink,
[01:20.570]the more I drink.
[01:25.940]A couple of cold ones,
[01:27.630]and somebody hands me a shot.
[01:33.880]Hell, even buck-tooth
[01:36.320]and bow-legged women start lookin' hot
[01:42.770]And pretty soon I'm bummin' cigarettes
[01:46.650]and sweet talkin' some big brunette
[01:51.080]Yeah, once I get on a roll,
[01:53.020]ain't no tellin' where I'll stop
[01:59.080]Cause the more I drink,
[02:01.270]the more I drink
[02:02.270]Yeah, I'm the world's greatest lover
[02:06.400]and a dancin' machine
[02:07.270]I get loud, I get proud....
[02:11.830]and it gets worse
[02:15.770]Well if I have one,
[02:18.340]I'll have thirteen
[02:20.770]Naw, there ain't no in-between
[02:24.460]Cause, the more I drink,
[02:26.830]the more I drink.
[02:36.590]Yep-yep
[02:41.150]Humm, that's what I'm talking about
[02:49.710]Man, if I have one,
[02:52.520]I'll have thirteen
[02:55.280]And they can't get me off the kareoke machine,
[02:59.650]The more I drink...
[03:03.270]the more I drink.
[03:06.770]Yeah, the more I drink,
[03:09.460]the more I drink, the more I drink.