[00:19.65]I was sittin' in my front room
[00:21.29]I heard a loud crash
[00:25.89]I run to the window to see what was there
[00:32.49]Out into trouble my old apple tree
[00:37.97]There was a one-eyed-purple-people-eater lookin' at me
[00:44.21]He yelled, "Ooh-ooh
[00:46.69]bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"
[00:50.85]I jumped in my plane and I took to the clouds
[00:57.13]I had to go see what the mess all about-a
[01:03.37]A-this mess my mother did not understand
[01:09.33]All these funny lookin' people from another land
[01:15.57]He hollered, "Ooh-ooh
[01:18.02]bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"
[01:22.25]My baby standing in the do' and she was hollin' real loud
[01:28.57]"Bo Diddley, Bo Diddley
[01:29.96]don't leave me in this house"
[01:34.45]I said, "Take it easy baby
[01:36.09]you know I've got to go"
[01:40.65]I said
[01:41.33]"Lock all the windows and bolt all the do's"
[01:47.13]She hollered, "Ooh-ooh-ooh
[01:49.73]bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"
[02:25.61]A-when I saw their master boy
[02:27.49]you oughta see
[02:31.69]He was a-wiggling and a-grinnin' and a-stigglin' at me
[02:38.41]I jumped in my plane and I made it back home
[02:44.45]The purple-people-eaters had my baby and gone
[02:50.85]I hollered, "Ooh-ooh
[02:53.38]bluh-bluh-bluh-bluh"