[00:10.29]It's really too bad that anyone even invented
[00:12.09]The concept of perfection
[00:17.21]And don't be mistaken
[00:19.78]It's all that it ever was
[00:22.37]Just a concept, an idea
[00:24.92]A story to scare the children
[00:27.63]Of a megalomaniacal pair
[00:30.01]Of some smartasses somewhere out there
[00:32.70]Spiraling through history books
[00:34.60]Hiding in the subtext in between the lines
[00:39.43]Of the single most boring page ever inflicted
[00:43.07]On the temp worker proofreading textbooks
[00:45.99]To pay off the wasted English degree
[00:49.56]They earned but never will need
[00:54.54]It's really too bad when I opt into paralysis
[00:57.52]To protect me from a malice
[01:01.38]That I'm not sure even exists
[01:04.20]Oh, but what if it did?
[01:06.65]Like an ancient evil that showed up at your party
[01:11.96]And it's really bumming everyone out
[01:14.38]Sucking us into an endless void
[01:16.95]Spiraling through alternate space
[01:20.31]Hiding in the subfloors and between the walls
[01:23.71]Of the single most boring place that ever existed
[01:26.31]And that's where we'll live
[01:28.97]Kept alive by enzymes for a thousand years
[01:32.59]And while I'm glad you're here
[01:34.23]I still kinda wish I didn't have to be
[02:20.78]It's really too bad when things start looking good
[02:24.94]For the first time in a while
[02:27.78]But I can't see it
[02:30.81]Because I live with fear
[02:32.90]Fear is my roommate
[02:34.24]He's an asshole
[02:35.46]And he stands in front of the window all day
[02:39.20]To block my view
[02:45.15]Or am I just copping out?
[02:47.34]Spiraling through history books
[02:50.83]Hiding in the subtext in between the lines
[02:54.28]Of the single most boring page that ever existed
[02:58.04]And that's where we'll live
[02:59.28]Kept alive on bookshelves for a thousand years
[03:03.16]And while I'm glad you're here
[03:04.67]I still kinda wish I didn't have to be