[00:10.44]Well the wife went out of town 'bout a year or so back
[00:11.82]And left me at home by myself to batch
[00:12.69]And after five straight nights of
[00:13.41]TV I was ready to scream
[00:14.88]So I called up this beer drinkin' buddy of mine
[00:16.05]I said, "Bill, I ain't havin' a real good time"
[00:17.16]He said, "Why don't we go to the rasslin' matchesAnd let off a little steam?"
[00:19.08]The main event was the
[00:19.53]Spider from parts unknown
[00:20.31]With his trusty partner, the
[00:21.09]Blue Cyclone
[00:21.51]They was takin' on a team that never had been beat
[00:22.50]Now I'd never seen the matches before
[00:25.14]And the crowd was backed up plumb out the door
[00:27.15]But me an' ol'
[00:27.45]Bill lucked out and got ringside seats
[00:28.38]Well then they rang the bell and all
[00:29.55]Hell broke loose
[00:29.85]My legs was shakin' like a rubber goose
[00:30.99]I'd never seen anything like this, not even in the war!
[00:32.22]The Cyclone put the
[00:32.73]Vulture in an airplane spin
[00:33.87]Then he body slammed him and he did it again
[00:35.40]I swear, I didn't see how that old boy could take much more
[00:38.67]It was right about then in the thick of things
[00:39.69]My buddy Bill threw a chair in the ring
[00:41.34]And that's when
[00:41.70]I knew we'd better be headin' for the door'
[00:42.60]Cause I saw the
[00:42.87]Cyclone lookin' at us
[00:43.50]And he was rubbin' his head and he started to cuss
[00:44.91]And I knew if he caught us he'd break
[00:45.99]Bill's neck for sure
[00:46.74]Well, where we parked wasn't too far
[00:47.61]And Bill ran so fast he beat me to the car
[00:54.78]Locked the doors and wasn't about to let anybody in
[00:56.10]And I turned around and the
[00:57.57]Cyclone was there
[00:57.93]And he said, "Hey punk, you forgot your chair!"
[01:05.58]And by the look in his eyes,
[01:07.02]I knew that this was the end
[01:12.33]Then he body slammed me two or three times
[01:13.35]And he put his arms around me from behind
[01:14.49]Then he pile drived me right there in the hard concrete
[01:16.29]Broke both my arms and three of my ribs
[01:17.49]It's the closest,
[01:22.98]I've ever come to being killed
[01:23.67]And that's the last thing,
[01:24.75]I remember 'fore he put me to sleep
[01:25.50]Blue Cyclone
[01:25.77]Blue Cyclone
[01:30.27]Well, I woke up in a hospital bed just thinkin'
[01:32.28]I believe
[01:33.06]I coulda took him if
[01:34.32]I hadn't been drinkin'
[01:34.86]So the next time we meet,
[01:51.63]I won't be on no binge'
[01:52.23]Cause I hadn't been the same since we had that fight
[01:54.03]And I see that
[01:54.30]Cyclone in my dreams at night
[01:54.96]And I'll never be satisfied 'til
[01:55.92]I get revenge
[01:56.79]So I called up
[01:57.12]Bill and told him my plan
[01:59.07]And all he said was, "Right on, man!I'd do the same darn thing if it'd been meIt all happened so quick when that car door slammedIt must a broke somethin', 'cause the door locks jammedYou was already down, he's gone time I got free"
[02:07.89]Bill said, "Since you're thinkin' 'bout takin' him againI know two ol' boys that weigh 210They'd take on a grizzly with a switch in the woods at night"
[02:10.92]Well, we talked it over, they said they's willin'
[02:11.79]They'd stop at nothing, short of a killin'
[02:12.57]Said, "Hoss, we'll back you as long as you wanna fight"
[02:14.13]So we all went down to the
[02:14.67]Hammerlock
[02:14.91]BarThe hangout of all the rasslin' stars
[02:16.41]And waited for the
[02:16.95]Blue Cyclone to hit the door
[02:17.85]Well, after a while, he finally appeared
[02:19.20]And sat down at the bar and ordered a beer
[02:21.93]And he barely took a sip 'fore
[02:22.68]I stepped to the middle of the floor
[02:23.61]I yelled, "Hey Cyclone! Remember me?I'm the guy you put to sleepOnly this time, you can see I'm not alone, ha haYou see them two big dudes over there?"
[02:44.19]The Cyclone looked and said, "Over where?"
[02:45.96]And I turned around,
[02:47.34]I'm a son of a gun, they was gone!
[02:49.32]Well, the
[02:49.59]Cyclone looked at me and grinned
[02:51.15]He said, "Okay punk, here we go againSeems to me that some guys never learn"
[02:53.79]And then he waded through them tables and chairs
[02:55.77]Put a full-nelson on me and grabbed my hair
[02:58.35]And when he threw me to the floor,
[03:03.30]I was startin' to get concerned
[03:06.15]The next thing
[03:12.36]I remember, they was carryin' me in
[03:13.08]And the doctor said, "Oh no, you again?"
[03:15.45]I said, "Doctor, how long you think it'll be this time?"
[03:18.45]He said, "Boy, if you don't leave the Cyclone aloneOne of these days, you ain't goin' home!You'll need the undertaker's services, not mine"
[03:26.28]Blue Cyclone
[03:26.70]He's the meanest wrestler the ring has ever known
[03:28.29]He'll make you groan, he'll make you moan
[03:29.37]He'll lay you prone and break your bones
[03:30.12]Blue Cyclone
[03:30.39]The Blue Cyclone