[00:03.03]Hello, everyone, this is your action news reporter with all the news
[00:05.67]That is news across the nation, on the scene at the supermarket.
[00:08.25]ThereSeems to have been some disturbance here.
[00:10.35]Pardon me, sir, did you see
[00:11.58]What happened?
[00:12.27]Yeah, I did.
[00:13.53]I's standin' overe there by the tomaters, and here he
[00:15.69]Come, running through the pole beans, through the fruits and vegetables
[00:19.23]Nekkid as a jay bird.
[00:20.79]And I hollered over t'
[00:21.63]Ethel, I said, "Don'tLook, Ethel!"
[00:23.76]But it's too late, she'd already been incensed
[00:25.83]Here he comes, look at that, look at that
[00:28.77]There he goes, look at that, look at that
[00:31.68]And he ain't wearin' no clothes
[00:33.87]Oh, yes, they call him the
[00:37.08]StreakLook at that, look at that
[00:37.86]Fastest thing on two feet
[00:40.89]Look at that, look at that
[00:41.67]He's just as proud as he can be
[00:44.22]Of his anatomy
[00:45.87]He goin' give us a peek
[00:47.61]Oh, yes, they call him the
[00:51.00]StreakLook at that, look at that
[00:53.64]He likes to show off his physique
[00:56.82]Look at that, look at that
[00:57.69]If there's an audience to be found
[00:59.88]He'll be streakin' around
[01:01.62]Invitin' public critique
[01:04.71]This is your action news reporter once again, and we're here at the gas
[01:07.80]Station. Pardon me, sir, did you see what happened?
[01:10.89]Yeah, I did.
[01:12.39]I's just in here gettin my car checked, he just appeared
[01:15.51]Out of the traffic.
[01:16.89]Come streakin' around the grease rack there, didn't
[01:19.50]Have nothin' on but a smile.
[01:21.99]I looked in there, and
[01:22.77]Ethel was gettin'
[01:23.43]Her a cold drink.
[01:24.57]I hollered, "Don't look, Ethel!"
[01:26.94]But it was too
[01:27.45]Late. She'd already been mooned.
[01:29.28]Flashed her right there in front of
[01:32.52]The shock absorbers
[01:59.67]Here he comes, look at that, look at that
[02:04.02]There he goes, look at that, look at that
[02:09.93]And he ain't wearin' no clothes
[02:20.58]He ain't crude, look at