[ti:Love Song of the Beta Male]
[ar:Stornoway]
[al:Bonxie]
[offset:0]
[00:00.22]Love Song of the Beta Male - Stornoway
[00:14.69]Don't ask me to make you laugh until you cry
[00:19.25]
[00:21.04]Because you know I'm on good form
[00:23.73]If I can raise a smile
[00:25.68]
[00:28.68]Don't ask me to sweep you up
[00:31.77]And carry you across the threshold
[00:35.13]Because you know
[00:36.23]I'd only hurt myself if I were to try
[00:39.69]
[00:42.09]I can tell you about the way
[00:44.18]You make me feel inside
[00:45.73]When I lie beside you in our bed at night
[00:49.48]And I can listen to your troubles
[00:51.40]And hold you tight
[00:53.13]And tell you everything'll be alright
[00:56.11]
[00:56.70]But don't ask me to spin you round
[01:00.22]And dance with you
[01:01.88]
[01:03.71]Because you know
[01:04.40]I've two left feet and no guts with that
[01:08.18]
[01:11.22]Don't ask me to rise to your political debate
[01:17.67]I don't need reminding of my ignorance
[01:24.08]
[01:24.80]I can tell you about the way
[01:26.68]You make me feel inside
[01:28.42]As I lie beside you in our bed at night
[01:32.08]And I can listen to your troubles
[01:34.00]And hold you tight
[01:35.74]And tell you everything'll be alright
[01:38.80]
[01:39.53]And it doesn't matter what I do or what I say
[01:42.72]Because you're only gonna be yourself anyway
[01:46.31]And I don't need to tell you anything anyway
[01:49.75]To know that everything'll be alright
[01:52.96]
[01:53.51]If you don't ask me to save you
[01:59.18]
[02:00.63]From my mother when she stays too long
[02:11.16]
[02:26.28]Don't ask me to buy you fancy lingerie
[02:30.74]
[02:32.68]Well it's an awful lot of money
[02:34.58]And I wouldn't know your size
[02:37.35]
[02:40.28]Don't ask me to make you rich
[02:43.32]Or even bring home the bacon
[02:46.87]But I will cook it for you when I'm here
[02:49.95]And when I'm out on the road
[02:52.17]I'll write sentimental
[02:54.33]Songs about the way you make me feel inside
[02:57.62]As I lie beside you in our bed at night
[03:00.90]And we can listen to the traffic
[03:03.00]And I'll hold you tight
[03:04.52]And tell you everything'll be alright
[03:07.66]
[03:08.21]And it doesn't matter what I do or what I say
[03:11.55]Because you're only gonna be yourself anyway
[03:15.18]And I don't need to tell you anything anyway
[03:18.72]To know that everything'll be alright
[03:22.91]Don't ask me to spin you round
[03:26.15]And dance with you
[03:27.55]In our bed at night
[03:29.33]And I can listen to
[03:30.31]Don't ask me to walk 500 miles for you
[03:34.79]Be alright
[03:35.75]
[03:37.10]Don't ask me to sweep you up
[03:40.38]And carry you across the threshold
[03:43.45]
[03:44.23]Don't ask me to mend your broken car for you
[03:48.83]Ahh
[03:50.26]