My Funny Valentine
Sweet comic valentine
You make me smile, with my heart
Your looks are laughable
Un-photagraphable
Yet you're my favorite work of art
Is your figure, less than greek
Is your mouth, a little weak?
When you open it to speak
Are you smart, smart oh ooh
Don't change a hair for me
Not if you care for me
But stay, stay little Valentine, stay
Each Day is Valentine's
Each Day is Valent-Valentine's
Each Day is Valentine's Day, today