I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. You can take an ancient vacation fly over Florida's deep-blue end rise up out of this mad-house nation I'm going down with my oldest tender friend I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. We know each other now twenty years, seen murders, and we wept tears Now we're gonna take ourselves a little bit of free time Wandering round the southern poverty clime I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. Start flyin' with all the poor, old, sick ladies Everybody and drunk, and they're crazy Flyin' home to die in the wobbly air All night long, they wanted the cheapest fare. I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the old midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. When we're down on the air field, I've never been there, Except once walkin' around the air field in the great, wet heat, Walk out, smell that old mother-load of shit from the tropics Stomach growl , oh friends, beware. I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. Me and my friend, no we won't even drink, And I won't eat meat, I won't fuck around Gonna walk the streets alone, will blink and wink Taxi's, buses and US gas all around. I'm going down to Puerto Rico I'm going down on the midnight plane I'm going down on the Vomit Express I'm going down with my suitcase pain. Start poetry at the university, meet kids, look at their breasts, touch their hands, kiss their heads seen from the heart, maybe the four buddhist normal truths \"Existence is suffering\