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[00:00.57](Wait a minute, man. Hey, check this out, tell it. It was this blind man, right?
[00:03.38]Man, check this out- it was this blind man, right?
[00:05.88]He was feelin' his way down the street with this stick, right?
[00:08.27]Hey. He walked past this fish market, you know what I'm sayin'?
[00:11.66]He stopped, he took a deep breath, he said,
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[00:15.36]Woooooo, good morning, ladies.
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[00:20.42]You like that sh_t, man? Hey, man, I got a gang of that sh_t, man.
[00:23.72]I tell you what- my man on the guitar, fool on the drums,
[00:28.34]everybody just crowd around the mic, I'll tell you all these mutha-f_ckin' jokes.
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[00:33.36]But first, I'ma start it off like this. Hey, help me sing it, homeboy.)
[00:36.87]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
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[00:42.24]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[00:46.37]
[00:47.12]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
[00:51.87]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[00:56.68]So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[01:01.49]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
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[01:06.24]So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
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[01:11.18]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.
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[01:16.09]Well it was just sundown in a small white town. They call it Eastside Palmdale.
[01:20.99]When the Afroman walked through the white land, houses went up for sale.
[01:25.68]Well, I was standin' on the corner sellin' rap cds when I met a little girl named Jan.
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[01:30.46]I let her ride in my Caddy cause I didn't know her daddy was the leader of the Klu Klux Klan.
[01:35.65]We f_cked on the bed, f_cked on the flo', f_cked so long, I grew a f_ckin' afro.
[01:40.34]Then I f_cked to the left, f_cked to the right. She s_cked my d_ck 'til the sh_t turned white.
[01:44.83]I thought to myself, Sheba, Sheba! Got my ass lookin' like a ZEBRA!
[01:50.09]I pulled on my clothes and I was on my way, until her daddy pulled up in a Chevrolet.
[01:54.15]I ran. I jumped out the back window, but her daddy, he was waitin' with a 2 x 4.
[01:59.76]Oh, he beat me to the left, he beat me to the right. The mutha-f_cker whooped my ass all night.
[02:04.57]But I ain't mad at her prejudiced dad, that's the best damn p_ssy I ever had.
[02:09.38]I got a bag of weed and a bottle of wine. I'm a f_ck that b_tch just one more time.
[02:14.42]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
[02:18.67]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[02:23.30]
[02:24.05]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
[02:28.73]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[02:33.67]So roll, roll, roll my joint. Pick out the seeds and stems.
[02:38.36]Feelin' high as hell flyin' through Palmdale, skatin' on Dayton rims.
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[02:43.30]So roll, roll the '83 Cadillac Coup de Ville.
[02:48.05]If my tapes and my cds just don't sell, I bet my caddy will.
[02:52.92]I met this lady in Hollywood. She had green hair, but damn she looked good.
[02:58.04]I took her to my house, cause she was fine, but she whipped out a d_ck that was bigger than mine.
[03:02.85]I met this lady from Japan, never made love with an African.
[03:07.54]I f_cked her once, I f_cked her twice. I ate that p_ssy like shrimp fried rice.
[03:12.19]Don't be amazed at the stories I tell ya. I met a woman in the heart of Australia.
[03:17.20]Had a big b_tt and big titties, too, so I hopped in her ass like a kangaroo.
[03:21.58]See, I met this lady from Hawaii. Stuck it in her ass, and she said, Aiiiiieeee!
[03:27.19]Lips was breakfast, p_ssy was lunch, then her titties busted open with Hawaiian Punch.
[03:31.75]Met Colonel Sander's wife in the state of Kentucky. She said, I'll fry some chicken if you just f_ck me.
[03:37.18]I came in her mouth. It was a crisis. I gave her my secret blend of herbs and spices.
[03:41.50]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
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[03:46.40]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
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[03:51.10]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
[03:55.84]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
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[04:01.43]I met Dolly Parton in Tennessee. Her titties were filled with Hennesy.
[04:05.80]That country music nearly drove me crazy, but I rode that ass and said, Yes, Miss Daisy!
[04:10.50]Met this lady in Oklahoma; put that p_ssy in a coma.
[04:15.63]Met this lady in Michigan; I can't wait 'til I f_ck that b_tch again.
[04:20.13]Met a real black girl in South Carolina; f_cked her 'til she turned into a white albino.
[04:25.30]F_cked this hooker in Iowa. I f_cked her on credit, so I owe her.
[04:29.93]F_cked this girl, down in Georgia; came in her mouth. Man, I thought I told ya.
[04:35.18]Met this beautiful sexy ho; she just ran cross the border of Mexico.
[04:39.62]Fine young thing, said her name's Maria. I wrapped her up just like a Hot Tortilla.
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[04:44.99]I wanna get married, but I can't afford it. I know I'ma cry when she gets deported.
[04:48.99]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.
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[04:54.31]We can go to the park after dark, smoke that tumbleweed.
[04:59.08]And as the marijuana burns we can take our turns, singing them dirty rap songs
[05:03.90]Stop and hit the bong like Cheech and Chong, sell tapes from here to Hong Kong.
[05:08.89]Have you ever went over to a girl's house to f_ck, but the p_ssy just ain't no good? (SAY WHAT?)
[05:13.66]And then you're getting' upset cause you can't get her wet, plus you in the wrong neighborhood?
[05:18.57]So you try to play it off and eat the p_ssy, but it takes her so long to come (SAY WHAT?)
[05:23.38]Then a dude walks in. That's her big boyfriend, and he asks you from? where (Where you you from, man?)
[05:27.81]So you wipe your mouth, and you try to explain (I don't bang.), you start talkin' real fast.
[05:32.69]But he's already mad, cause you f_ckin' his wife, so he starts beatin' on your ass.
[05:37.37]Now your clothes all muddy, your nose all bloody, your d_ck was hard but now it's soft. (WHUT?)
[05:42.75]You thought you had a girl to rock your world, now you still gotta go jack off.
[05:47.12]Colt 45 and two Zig Zags, baby that's all we need.