[ar:廖健]
[ti:唐老鸭新编]
[00:00.00] 作曲 : 廖健
[00:00.16] 作词 : 廖健
[00:00.49]啊... ...嗦嘎
[00:11.93]呀... ...Are You ready?
[00:19.09]话说唐老鸭小名唐二娃
[00:21.26]一天到黑东跨西跨
[00:23.18]游手好闲乱打冲拳
[00:25.25]十处打闹九处在的超级讨人闲
[00:27.32]隔壁子的阴沟
[00:28.63]我堵 我堵
[00:29.44]对门子的烟囱
[00:30.71]我堵 我堵
[00:31.42]蜂窝煤的眼眼
[00:32.48]我堵 我堵
[00:33.18]王嬢嬢的后门
[00:34.35]我堵 我堵
[00:35.41]机机机枪眼眼你去堵嘛
[00:39.24]单身汉我下岗在家有点清闲
[00:41.27]再就业你说得轻巧身上缺钱
[00:43.29]打点小麻将吃点麻辣烫
[00:45.23]不痛不痒甩脚甩手混脱一年
[00:47.15]裤儿烂起洞洞
[00:48.32]我补 我补
[00:49.33]牙齿稀起缝缝
[00:50.34]我补 我补
[00:51.25]肾虚我吃串串
[00:52.36]我补 我补
[00:53.27]瘦得就像干虾儿
[00:54.48]我补 我补
[00:55.49]嘿嘿嘿...你你娃钱都没得你补个铲铲
[00:59.74]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:03.52]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[01:07.26]我妈说我小的时候长得非乖
[01:09.63]长大以后莽戳戳的操得非歪
[01:11.55]有了婆娘一脚就把老的踢开
[01:13.53]回家吃了妈老汉我是应该
[01:15.30]酒醉饭饱碗都不洗我说拜拜
[01:17.57]出门没人理我
[01:18.63]活该 活该
[01:19.39]病了没人看我
[01:20.76]活该 活该
[01:21.52]老了没人管我
[01:22.83]活该 活该
[01:24.79]算算老 把我整得稀烂我可以改噻
[01:34.92]呀... ...Are You ready?
[01:40.24]再说唐二娃发誓要变化
[01:41.91]衣装整洁头发梳的油光水滑
[01:44.18]崭新面貌走进市场
[01:46.10]猪儿壮不怕宰敢冲敢杀
[01:48.18]婆婆要过马路
[01:49.24]我帮 我帮
[01:50.25]汽车上坡熄火
[01:51.36]我帮 我帮
[01:52.27]朋友遭人欺负
[01:53.48]我帮 我帮
[01:54.24]朋友婆娘生娃儿
[01:55.55]我帮 我帮
[01:56.56]嘿...这这个我都帮不到忙了
[02:00.76]他们说的我很帅妹妹都想爱
[02:02.73]头顶一窝白菜腰拴一根海带
[02:04.75]就像人家电影头的东方不败
[02:06.67]一照镜子才晓得是胎神二代
[02:08.69]我要追求新潮
[02:09.70]我热 我热
[02:10.61]头发染成绿毛
[02:11.67]我热 我热
[02:12.64]卡拉OK乱嚎
[02:13.90]我热 我热
[02:14.71]舞厅里面烧烤
[02:15.87]我热 我热
[02:17.03]噢耶买折耳根嘎 我晕
[02:21.69]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:25.58]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:29.21]混了半生转头一看有点悲哀
[02:31.64]高的不成底不就运气又还衰
[02:33.67]感叹男人苦 累死你活该
[02:35.64]硬有很么多的门坎堆在你面前
[02:37.76]戳锅漏我耍朋友遭爱情抛开
[02:39.78]想做生意头一盘就把跟斗栽
[02:41.70]心一横偷起自行车拿去卖
[02:43.57]猫抓糍粑难脱爪爪派出所去呆
[02:47.14]唐二娃你娃又操转去了说！
[02:50.02]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨
[02:54.24]嘿哈要整跨 整跨 整跨要整跨