Melodie,girl,look what you did Melodie
You're on the teaching staff and you're great with kids
You're caring and you're sensitive
But you just don't turn me on like Shelly
Shelly,girl,you're irresistible Shelly
You're talented and you rock my world
You're just like me except you are a girl
But you've got no self-esteem like Gwen does
Gwen,Gwen,you're in my head Gwen
I remember every word you said
And the time you chained me to my bed
I just can't choose between
I don't know how I'll carry on
You're all perfect except for one thing wrong
If I could only roll you in to one
I guess I'll have to fuck you all
I love you each despite your flaws
I'll be the man you each adore
It's the only way it can work for sure
There's enough of me to spread round and round and round