[00:00.16]There you have it, the most dangerous animal in the jungle
[00:03.43]The female human
[00:04.36]One minute she can take you to the heights of ecstasy
[00:06.86]and the next she can shatter your soul with a single glance
[00:10.19]Pervert
[00:11.86]Morning ladies
[00:13.00]Right, now let's practise asking a girl out
[00:15.69]I'll be a girl.You ask me out.
[00:17.04]Erm...hi
[00:20.04]Erm...hi"? Seriously?
[00:21.72]Your opening line is the most important thing you'll ever say to a girl
[00:24.60]If you can't think of anything funny
[00:25.63]give her a compliment, buy her a drink
[00:26.57]Be charming. Be charismatic. Be mysterious
[00:29.25]Can't I just be myself
[00:30.37]No! Are you crazy? Never be yourself
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