C'mon, it's a simple question, who do you choose
And you're the same distance away
Yes. The house is on fire
We're both inside, we're both the exact same distance from you
and you can only save one of us
Who do you pick? Is it me or is it Rex
Well, Rex is a doctor, so if I get hurt saving him
Come on, you're not seriously going to pick Jesus Christ, Super Surgeon
Why? Are you jealous
Pfft. Of that clown? Please
Now, we're both unconscious
so our skills don't come into play this time. Who do you pick
You want me to pick a favourite
No
No, I just want you to tell me
which one of your uncles you don't want see burning to death