Have you ever thought of being a man? Do you think it would ease your pain? Who put this idea in your head That you're gonna rot in hell? Now who wears the pants? And who's gonna water the plants? Who's the woman? Who's the man? Well, you just gotta live to tell You burnt all the bridges in the neon light Oh you're lost baby, yeah you're lost You burnt all the bridges in the neon light And you won't be able to come back You think that two boys is a sin And two girls is somehow sexy In the eyes of God, no matter what, It's "a disgrace!" (That's what they say...) So now, who wears the pants? And how does it all make sense? Can it be love and don't you miss another man? Well you don't even seem to care! You burnt all the bridges in the neon light And you're lost baby, yeah you're lost You burnt all the bridges in the neon light And you want me to come back Christianity, Insanity, Insanity, Insanity Insanity, Insanity Now who wears the pants? And who's gonna water the plants? Who's the woman? Who's the man? Well, you just gotta live to tell You burned all the bridges in the neon light And you're lost baby, yeah you're lost You burned all the bridges in the neon light And you want me to come back You burned all the bridges in the neon light And you're lost baby, yeah you're lost You burned all the bridges in the neon light And you want me to come back Oh, you don't even need to come back