作词 : Cooper, Ezrin
  Yeah ooh oh one thing I miss is cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss
 We met last night making love by the refrigerator light
 Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
 Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
 Ah one thing no lie Ethyl's frigid as an Eskimo pie
 She's cool in bed she's gotta be 'cause Ethyl's dead
 Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
 Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
 Come on cold Ethyl freeze me baby that's cool that's nice
 One thing it's true cold Ethyl I am stuck on you
 And everything is my way ethyl don't have much to say
 Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms
 Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms
 Come here cold Ethyl what makes you so cold ooh so cold ooh ooh
 Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
 Cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl cold Ethyl cold cold Ethyl
 If I live 'til ninety seven you'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven
 'cause you're cool you're ice cold Ethyl you're my paradise aah