Come on in, forget the past
Sign some papers, take a test
We've got a job for you to do
To warm a chair like all the rest
Maybe you took tons of drugs
Or sold more than you bought
Maybe you committed crimes
and never quite got caught
Either that or you were just
Another worthless blob
Never mind, you're equal now
Equal at a job
Equal Opportunity
to piss your time away
You'll always have security
if you show up every day
Equal Opportunity
as a hamster on a wheel
Stick it out for long enough
and you'll forget to feel
No one cares how dumb you are
Or corrupted at your soul
There's a place here on the team
Your life's the only toll
No one's going to judge you
no matter what you say
One thing we have in common
we're all slaves to getting paid
Equal Opportunity
for a carrot on a stick
chew on it until you realize that it's a trick
Equal Opportunity
as a cog in the machine
pulled into the gears
before you find out what it means