SpongeBob: I'm ready!!!!
I'm Ready, I'm Ready, I'm Ready, I'm Rea(gasp!). Closed?
(fireflies chirp in background)
SpongeBob: NO!!!!(echoes in background).
Please, get back to work
I don't like downtime. (SpongeBob wakes up and grunts).
Gary what day is it?
Gary: Meow Monday meow meow
SpongeBob: Monday? Ooh, Monday yay
Thank gosh it's Monday
my number one day
Back in the saddle, at work I can shine.
I love the rat race at the starting line.
It's Monday, thank gosh it's Monday!
Sing with me, Gary!
(Gary meows as SpongeBob gets ready for work)
It's Monday, it's Monday, it's Monday,
Thank gosh it's MONDAAAYYY!!
Squidward: Will you pipe down?!
Can't you just grunt and frown like the rest of us?
You're the only moron in the whole world
who actually likes Monday!
SpongeBob: Oh, purpose pants, Squidward.
Plenty of people love Monday, just as much as me.
Squidward: Like who?
Patrick: Thank gosh it's Monday!（Squidward: Oh no.）
Patrick: The yummy-yum-yum day!（Squidward: Please stop.）
Patrick: I'll have a Krabby Patty!
SpongeBob: Or two, Or three!
Patrick: Yeah, come on tummy, sing with me!
It's Monday, thank gosh it's Monday
Bikini Bottomites: Thank gosh it's Monday!
Thank gosh it's Monday!
M-O-N-D-A-Y! M-O-N-D-A-Y!
It's Monday! Thank gosh it's Monday!
(Bikini Bottomites continue to chant M-O-N-D-A-Y
and continues to get louder as Plankton talks)
Plankton: Ugh! Karen, my computer wife?
Do you know why no one eats here at The Chum Bucket?
Karen: 'Cause the food's really bad?
Plankton: Yes, but when I steal the secret formula for the Krabby Patty,
the lines around the block will be MINE!!!
and not that that greedy Mr. Krabs'.
SpongeBob: Thank Gosh It's Monday!
My number One day!
Mr. Krabs: Thank gosh it's Monday! Now get to work
Squidward: Barnacles.
(SpongeBob makes scattering noises)
Everyone: It's Monday!
Thank gosh it's Mon-DAAAAAAAAYYYYYY!!!!
(Mr. Krabs then runs out of breath)