[offset:0] [00:12.79]My life is so successful [00:14.61] [00:15.29]I've got everything a man could ever need. [00:18.86] [00:24.04]Got a 1000 dollar haircut [00:26.35] [00:27.04]And I even have a talk show on TV [00:31.03] [00:35.77]And I know I should be happy, but instead [00:40.08] [00:41.70]There's a question I can't get out of my head. [00:45.42] [00:49.98]What's the meaning of Stonehenge? [00:52.47] [00:55.03]It's killing me that no one knows [00:57.28] [00:57.90]Why it was built 5000 years ago. [01:00.58] [01:01.96]Why did they build the Stonehenge? [01:05.14] [01:06.76]How could they raise the stones so high [01:09.13] [01:09.82]Completely without the technology [01:12.47] [01:14.59]We have today? [01:15.52] [01:18.08]When I make my jalape?os [01:20.27] [01:20.95]Calamari and prosciutto [01:23.08] [01:23.76]I'm the king! [01:24.82] [01:29.50]My wife applaud(s) me in the kitchen [01:31.75] [01:32.81]When I tell her all I bought is from the local store [01:37.18] [01:41.36](And) When the kids have gone to bed, we're all alone [01:44.98] [01:47.11]She gives me a smile [01:48.35] [01:49.72]Then she plays with my balls [01:51.00] [01:54.06](But?) All I think of is Stonehenge [01:56.61] [01:59.17]I think about it when I dream [02:01.42] [02:02.10]The biggest henge that I have ever seen [02:05.22] [02:06.10]What's the purpose of Stonehenge? [02:09.15] [02:10.90]A giant granite birthday cake [02:13.83]Or a prison far too easy to escape? [02:16.45] [02:24.01]Stonehenge! Stonehenge! Lots of stones in a row! [02:27.54] [02:28.46]They were 25 tons each stone, my friend [02:30.78] [02:31.34]But amazingly they got them all down in the sand [02:34.27]And they moved it (Stonehenge!) [02:35.89]And they dragged it (Stonehenge!) [02:36.83]And they rolled it 46 miles from Wales! [02:39.88] [02:41.51]Hey miles from Wales!) [02:45.44]What's the deal with Stonehenge? [02:46.88](Oh, what's the deal, what's the deal, what's the deal) [02:49.06]You should have left a tiny hint [02:50.75] [02:51.80]When you made this fucking labyrinth, of stone! [02:55.11](Who the...) [02:56.55]Who the fuck builds a Stonehenge? [02:58.37]fuck builds a Stonehenge?) [02:59.12] [03:00.05]Two Stone Age-guys wondering what to do [03:02.86] [03:03.61]Who just said: "Dude, let's build a henge or two!" [03:06.67] [03:07.54]I would give anything to know [03:10.35] [03:11.03]About the Stonehenge [03:12.72]Yeah, I would give all I have to give [03:15.97] [03:16.97]Would you give them your car? [03:18.27] [03:19.09](Mmm) Are you kidding me, of course [03:20.96]I would have given the car [03:22.08] [03:22.71]What car do you drive? [03:24.02] [03:24.71]Drive a Civic, drive a Civic. Drive a Civic! [03:27.32] [03:28.32]A car you can trust! [03:30.45]Never mind the car, let's talk about the henge [03:33.44] [03:34.37]What henge is that again? [03:35.62] [03:36.56]It's the Stonehenge, it's the Stonehenge! [03:38.37] [03:39.12]God, it is the greatest henge of all! [03:41.30] [03:42.68]What's the meaning of Stonehenge? [03:45.54]