[00:00.200]Judge Turpin, spoken: Walk home with me, for I have news for you.
[00:02.894]In order to shield her from the evils of this world, I have decided to marry Johanna next Monday.
[00:09.098]Beadle, spoken: Ah, sir, happy news indeed.
[00:12.382]Judge Turpin, spoken: Strange, when I offered myself to her, she showed a certain reluctance.
[00:18.332]Beadle: Excuse me, my lord.
[00:20.141]May I request, my lord,
[00:21.444]Permission, my lord, to speak?
[00:24.049]Forgive me if I suggest, my lord,
[00:26.670]You're looking less than your best, my lord,
[00:29.268]There's powder upon your vest, my lord,
[00:31.876]And stubble upon your cheek.
[00:39.789]And ladies, my lord, are weak.
[00:44.761]Judge Turpin, spoken: Perhaps if she greets me cordially upon my return,
[00:48.172]I shall give her a small gift...
[00:52.869]Beadle: Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord,
[00:58.370]Have a fragile sensibility,
[01:03.309]When a girl's emergent,
[01:05.935]Probably it's urgent
[01:08.537]You defer to her gentility, my lord.
[01:13.506]Personal disorder cannot be ignored,
[01:18.468]Given their genteel proclivities.
[01:23.161]Meaning no offense, it
[01:25.774]Happens they resents it,
[01:28.137]Ladies in their sensitivities, my lord.
[01:37.081]Judge Turpin, spoken: Stubble, you say? Perhaps I am a little overhasty with my morning ablutions...
[01:44.081]Beadle: Fret not though, my lord,
[01:46.177]I know a place, my lord,
[01:47.232]A barber, my lord, of skill.
[01:50.119]Thus armed with a shaven face, my lord,
[01:52.731]Some eau de cologne to brace my lord,
[01:55.351]And musk to enhance the chase, my lord,
[01:57.962]You'll dazzle the girl until...
[02:02.969]Judge Turpin, spoken: Until?
[02:06.108]Beadle, spoken: She bows to your every will.
[02:11.605]Judge Turpin, spoken: Perhaps you may be right. Take me to him.