When I was a kid, I’d fly around and Peter would mention Don’t be afraid to die cuz to die would be an awfully big adventure Today I stopped believing, and my friends say they’re so bored of me I used to be a real boy, with real plans, now I’m just reality TV Used to be your knight in shining armor, and I’d rescue you from hell Lately I stare into the mirror and I say to myself I’ve spent too many nights watching “How I Met Your Mother” alone Now I’m searching for my yellow umbrella, hoping I’ll take her home Baby I just want to be legendary Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody Yeah somebody oh I’m done chasing actresses I’m full of love and they’re all full of shit Now I’m stumbling out the bar One more fame-monster story, I’ll be sick One day I stopṗed believing, and all at once the magic had died I just need to accept, friends grow up and lovers will lie Yeah I used to be James Dean, now it’s celebrity rehab hell I swear that I could be amazing, I just need a little help And I’ve spent too many nights watching “How I Met Your Mother” alone Now I’m searching for my yellow umbrella, oh then I’ll take her home Baby I just want to be legendary Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody Yeah somebody oh Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra Da-da-da-ra-ra-ra-ra I’ve spent too many nights watching “How I Met Your Mother” alone Now I’m searching for my yellow umbrella, oh then I’ll take her home Baby I just want to be legendary Yeah we all wanna be legendary to somebody To somebody oh