[00:16.59]I have sailed the world,
[00:18.68]beheld its wonders
[00:21.08]from the dardinelles,
[00:23.17]to the mountains of Peru,
[00:25.63]But there's no place like London!
[00:30.14]
[00:30.49]No, there's no place like London...
[00:34.71]
[00:36.57]You are young...
[00:38.56]Life has been kind to you...
[00:44.59]You will learn.
[00:49.25]
[01:03.79]There's a whole in the world like a great black pit
[01:05.58]and the vermin of the world inhabit it
[01:07.66]and its morals aren't worth what a pig can spit
[01:09.82]and it goes by the name of London...
[01:13.53]At the top of the hole sit the previlaged few
[01:15.52]Making mock of the vermin in the lonely zoo
[01:17.51]turning beauty to filth and greed...
[01:19.52]I too have sailed the world and seen its wonders,
[01:24.94]for the cruelty of men is as wonderous as Peru
[01:29.41]but there's no place like London!
[01:35.98]
[02:04.38]There was a barber and his wife
[02:07.93]and she was beautiful...
[02:12.14]a foolish barber and his wife.
[02:15.40]She was his reason and his life...
[02:18.69]and she was beautiful,
[02:22.49]and she was virtuous.
[02:28.48]And he was naive.
[02:36.60]
[02:45.88]There was another man who saw
[02:47.89]that she was beautiful...
[02:51.79]A pious vulture of the law
[02:55.29]who, with a gesture of his claw,
[02:59.05]removed the barber from his plate!
[03:02.35]Then there was nothing but to wait!
[03:06.35]And she would fall!
[03:09.60]So soft!
[03:10.70]So young!
[03:11.78]So lost
[03:12.27]and oh, so beautiful!
[03:17.57]
[03:23.92]Ah, that was many years ago...
[03:31.01]I doubt if anyone would know.
[03:35.06]
[04:15.41]There's a hole in the world like a great black pit
[04:17.50]and it's filled with people who are filled with shit,
[04:19.50]And the vermin of the world inhabit it..
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