[Verse 1]
Limber Jack, he landed on his back
Was betting on the netting when the rigging went slack
Was a moonless night, the stars are lending light
She's leering in the mirror when the rodent rode right
[Chorus]
Cause you never really know
When the whistle's gonna blow
You never really know
Easy come and easy go
[Verse 2]
He was a stand-up gent, but no one knew his bent
And all the little bones that he hid on his vent
She was the common queen, to along the scene
He found her in the shower she'd been gone for seven weeks
[Chorus x2]
[Outro]
Limber Jack, his name is on the plaque
His mother is another he will never get her back