[00:02.10]("No country music was harmed in the making of this song, this is only a test-t-t") [00:17.89]Well I wish I had some shoes on my two bare feet [00:23.88]And it's gettin' kinda cold in these painted on cut off jeans [00:30.05]I hate the way this bikini top chafes [00:32.90]Do I really have to wear it all day? (Yeah baby) [00:36.11]I hear you over there on your tailgate whistlin [00:38.81]Sayin', "Hey girl" [00:43.38]But you know I ain't listenin [00:47.90]Cause I got a name [00:49.31]And to you it ain't "pretty little thing", "honey" or "baby" [00:53.71]Yeah it's drivin' me red-red-red-red-red-red-red neck crazy [00:59.48]Bein' the girl in a country song [01:02.54]How in the world did it go so wrong? [01:05.75]Like all we're good for [01:07.16]Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend [01:10.82]Nothing more [01:11.98]We used to get a little respect [01:14.64]Now we're lucky if we even get [01:17.55]To climb up in your truck, keep my mouth shut and ride along [01:22.41]And be the girl in a country song [01:30.02]Well shakin' my moneymaker ain’t ever made me a dime [01:35.28]And there ain't no sugar for you in this shaker of mine [01:41.41]Tell me one more time, "you gotta get you some of that" [01:44.51]Sure I'll slide on over, but you’re gonna get slapped (Hah!) [01:48.02]These days it ain't easy being that [01:52.28]Girl in a country song [01:54.63]How in the world did it go so wrong? [01:57.88]Like all we're good for [01:59.39]Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend [02:02.85]Nothing more [02:04.19]We used to get a little respect [02:06.96]Now we're lucky if we even get [02:09.78]To climb up in your truck, keep my mouth shut and ride along [02:14.37]And be the girl in a country song (Yeah, yeah baby) [02:28.33]Aww no, Conway and George Strait [02:31.39]Never did it this way [02:32.89]Back in the old days [02:34.65]Aww y'all, we ain't a cliché [02:37.42]That ain't no way [02:38.93]To treat a lady [02:42.02]Like a girl in a country song [02:44.64]How in the world did it go so wrong? [02:47.85]Like all we're good for [02:49.60]Is looking good for you and your friends on the weekend [02:52.85]Nothing more [02:54.85]We used to get a little respect [02:57.56]Now we're lucky if we even get [03:01.87]To climb up in your truck, keep my mouth shut and ride along [03:05.34]Down some old dirt road we don't even wanna be on [03:10.47]And be the girl in a country song [03:15.69]("Yeah baby, I ain't your tan legged Juliet. Can I put on some real clothes now?") [03:24.50]Aww, no