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[00:03.89]I feel phenomenal as usual
[00:05.12]Pharmaceuticals, glue sniffin' pools of vomit at Bonnaroo
[00:07.65]But I don't know if I'm in Tennessee, Chicago, or Houston
[00:09.79]In the corner tryin' to seek solitude
[00:11.25]Shallow but such a hollow dude
[00:12.41]I won't even swallow solid food
[00:13.79]Alcoholic too, plus I'm on lean like the Tower of Pisa
[00:16.41]Top it off I'm on mushrooms so fuck all of you
[00:18.93]Roses are violet, mollies are blue
[00:20.29]Lost in a ball of confusion
[00:21.17]Its all an illusion
[00:22.09]It's probably the shrooms I'm on
[00:23.17]Cause I think I started hallucinating
[00:24.69]Cause I just thought I heard Jay Electronica and Odd Future's new shit
[00:27.15]And all I could do was follow the music
[00:28.65]And end up with Paula Abdul at Lollapalooza
[00:30.77]Fillin' water balloons with nail polish remover
[00:33.27]Just to pop in a wallow in fumes
[00:34.63]I feel uptight I gotta get looser
[00:36.41]After I finish polishing off this bottle of booze I got a solution
[00:39.17]Concentrated like orange juice so I'm not as deluded
[00:41.51]Cause all this delusion got me seein' shit
[00:43.15]Excusez-moi but that hoochie that passed
[00:44.65]You see her ass? Wouldn't make her my main squeeze
[00:46.38]Butt juicier, ass it belongs in a juicer
[00:48.67]It's mouth waterin' too so I walked over to her like a Marshall
[00:51.14]Wanna try to meet my standards? I'll introduce ya"
[00:53.09]Oh I'm a misogynist too but I'm not a masseuse
[00:55.37]But my attitude is rubbin' off on the youth
[00:57.17]Chronic abuser, and I don't mean a user of marijuana
[00:59.53]I mean verbal assault that I use to smoke all of you losers
[01:02.60]Got a bazooka, a shotgun, a ruger, a Glock, and a nuke
[01:05.12]And a Rottweiler too, and I'm not in the mood so
[01:07.33]When I say I'm bringing the TEC out
[01:08.61]I'm not coming to repair your fuckin' electronic computers
[01:11.82]God, I'm gonna puke
[01:12.89]I'm so gone off the hookah
[01:13.87]I think I swallowed a loofah
[01:15.55]I'm tore up, demolished, I'm fuckin' stoned like Oliver
[01:17.23]Like I looked Medusa in the eyeball to seduce her
[01:19.57]The thoughts I produce are loony tunes
[01:21.91]The box of reusable latex gloves and the socks and the shoes
[01:24.71]That were placed next to Veronica's boobs
[01:26.43]And the paycheck stubs that were stuffed in the glove box
[01:28.03]In a blue Honda with used condoms were clues
[01:29.81]The girl was just not the one suitable for him
[01:31.79]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be
[01:39.23]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me
[01:48.98]Thought I'd give in to the pressure
[01:50.11]Collapse and crumble perhaps
[01:51.23]Relapsing under that
[01:52.33]Well that's a bunch of crap
[01:53.29]In the clutch, I'm the Captain Crunch of rap
[01:54.60]And I'm sick of acting humble, that's enough of that
[01:56.40]Fuck that shit, cud the sack
[01:57.47]Like it's a natural reaction
[01:58.51]That's why I'm actually trapped in this shoving match
[02:00.35]Cause push keeps coming to that
[02:01.47]I can keep getting my ass kicked and coming back
[02:03.24]Like a sarcastic crumpled sack of shit, still mad
[02:04.97]Disgruntled, had some struggles, yeah
[02:06.25]But that passion and hunger's back
[02:07.14]What a fantastic juggling act
[02:08.14]And the way I flip my tongue on the track
[02:09.40]It's like verbal acrobatics
[02:10.68]But in fact
[02:11.59]Last time I tried to pull off a dramatic stunt as drastic
[02:13.28]I fuckin' crashed my hovercraft
[02:14.78]After I strapped a duffel bag to my back
[02:15.91]And stuffed a massive punchin' bag in it
[02:17.32]And an elastic bungee strap, rubber, plaster, a thumb tack
[02:19.59]And a piece of plastic bubble wrap
[02:20.83]Went spastic and fuckin' snapped
[02:21.99]Jumped and splashed in a puddle of battery acid
[02:23.80]Stumbled back, recovered, back flipped
[02:25.37]And landed on a gymnastic tumble mat
[02:27.84]And for my last trick, lunge on back
[02:29.03]Latch on a NASA shuttle flap, fuckin' snap the rudder in half
[02:31.10]Chuckled and laughed, utter my last rebuttal
[02:32.87]And just as I'm to come crashin'
[02:33.98]I grab my Go-Go-Gadget inflatable gigantic humongous mattress
[02:36.44]And ceramic construction hat
[02:38.07]Rub my magic mushroom tat
[02:39.15]For luck then splat, get up from that
[02:40.45]Face taped to a waste paper basket
[02:41.82]Throw up then gasp, lungs collapsed
[02:43.47]And that's more likely than finding someone that's
[02:45.93]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be
[02:52.00]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me
[03:02.88]Couple of shots of J盲ger
[03:04.17]Public intoxication, dis-fuckin'-combobulation
[03:06.52]Flooded with thoughts of anger
[03:08.12]While I was away I know probably some of you got to thinkin'
[03:09.84]"You're top ten ain't cha?" stop it, you fuckers are talkin' crazy
[03:12.03]And stop interrupting you're not even up in that conversation
[03:15.21]Whether you're punchin' a clock or famous
[03:16.80]Underground, pop, or nameless, whatever your job is
[03:18.74]I give a fuck what's your occupation
[03:19.97]You're thinkin' just cause you came in with scrubs
[03:21.61]And you brought the scalpel and sponge
[03:22.90]The oxygen tank and the suction and shot the brain surgeon
[03:24.54]Stuck in the operating room
[03:25.74]Once you done swapped your name with him
[03:26.92]Smuggled in Ronald Reagan
[03:28.28]If you dug him up; Donald Fagen
[03:29.24]While juggling waffles, bacon
[03:30.30]A fuckin' McDonalds egg and cheese sausage bagel finagled it
[03:32.52]Flung it across the table
[03:33.68]Then bump it and knock it shake it
[03:35.20]Jumped and got in the way then disrupted my concentration
[03:37.28]I said fuck it and lost my patience
[03:38.32]They all woke up from sedation
[03:39.56]Ain't none of you Dr Dre
[03:40.48]So then what is it got you thinkin'
[03:41.67]You can fuck with this operation?
[03:43.96]Aftermath, still running hip-hop amazing
[03:46.30]I'm still pluggin' along
[03:47.44]No need for an assumption
[03:48.76]Here's confirmation
[03:49.42]I'm up for the long duration
[03:50.66]I'm just looking for something to walk away with
[03:52.13]Some pocket change and a little integrity
[03:53.79]Though I'll probably be jumpin' across the stage
[03:55.45]'Til I'm fuckin' Madonna's age and
[03:56.78]Stuck in an awkward place in my life
[03:58.14]But I shit you not like I'm plugged up with constipation
[04:00.10]That day will come before I finally stumble upon some lady that's
[04:02.82]Right for me, (that will) change me, rearrange my head to be
[04:09.82]Just right for you and me, don't laugh, please listen, to me