[00:00.000] 作曲 : Angaleena Presley 
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[00:12.396]She's smooth as the gravel on a roadside creek bank
[00:16.157]Sweet as a flower on a knotty pine casket
[00:25.587]She's hot as the fire on the end of a cigarette
[00:29.506]Rich as a church's Wednesday night basket
[00:38.126]And there ain't no man who can get his head around it
[00:49.019]She's sharp as the blade of a mountain man's knife
[00:52.624]Sour as an apple in a homemade pie
[00:56.046]Mean as a snake in a small town zoo
[00:59.494]Ain't nobody that could ever get to her heart
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[01:15.638]She's bright as a moon on a hung over morning
[01:19.452]Clean as a mouth on a welfare baby
[01:29.039]She's slick as the leather on a cowgirl's holster
[01:32.827]Quick as the tongue on a Johnny-come-lately
[01:41.447]And there ain't no man ever gonna win that lady
[01:52.314]She's pure as the water in a golf course pond
[01:56.023]Safe as a tiger with a fifty-dollar bond
[01:59.158]Deep as a sole of a worn-out shoe
[02:02.789]Ain't nobody that could fall into her arms
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[02:16.085]Proud as a loser in a locker room
[02:22.407]Sober as a drink of homemade wine
[02:29.408]Sturdy as a trailer in a hurricane
[02:36.095]Sweet as the smell of turpentine
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[02:45.787]She's real as a movie with a happy ending
[02:49.522]Fickle as a bulb on a dashboard light
[02:56.131]Pretty as snow on Easter Sunday
[02:59.422]Silly as a girl who can't make up her mind
[03:04.856]And there ain't no man who can look her in the eye
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[03:15.749]She's sad as a smile on a birthday clown
[03:19.354]Busy as a saddle in a one-horse-town
[03:22.698]Straight as a picture on a blind man's wall
[03:26.015]Ain't nobody that can make her fall apart
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