I was shot in the back
By Nilfisk addicted cowboys
By jealousy struck
Outnumbered by hard boiled luck
When I showed them the lights
Of my two forty five deep blue break
They all stood up and sang
'Bout Swedish designer drugs
I was cutting a tree
And turning my jack into lumber
When the hit men arrived
On a boat from the isle of song
I was shocked by the nude
Identical twins on my lap
A cross eyed effect
Of Swedish designer drugs
It's hard to be strong
Depending on northern refineries
How deep is your fjord?
How shallow thy watery eyes
How could I recupe
Surrounded by 95 dogma's?
Like a reindeer I'm struck
By Swedish designer drugs
I'm dating the maid
And driving electric wheelchairs
I'm cleaning the fish
With biodegradable pride
I was pulling the strings
While playing the fifteenth violin
In a director's cut
Of Swedish designer drugs
I was hurting a fly
And winning al nobely prizes
I was probably drunk
By the probably best beer around
Like a viking in need
I got a medal for bad underacting
They all stood up and sang
About Swedish designer drugs
Swedish designer drugs
It's hard to be strong
How deep is your fjord?
When I showed them the lights
They all stood up and sang
About Swedish designer drug