[ti:Re Your Brains]
[ar:Jonathan Coulton]
[al:JoCo Live]
[00:04.34]Heya Tom, it's Bob from the office down the hall
[00:08.92]Good to see you buddy, how've you been?
[00:13.66]Thing have been OK for me except that I'm a zombie now
[00:21.54]I really wish you'd let us in
[00:26.18]I think I speak for all of us when I say I understand
[00:32.39]Why you folks might hesitate to submit to our demand
[00:37.96]But here's an FYI: you're all gonna die screaming
[00:44.86]All we want to do is eat your brains
[00:49.67]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
[00:55.00]All we want to do is eat your brains
[01:01.49]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
[01:07.18]If you open up the doors
[01:11.56]We'll all come inside and eat your brains
[01:17.67]I don't want to nitpick, Tom, but is this really your plan?
[01:22.94]To spend your whole life locked inside a mall?
[01:27.87]Maybe that's OK for now but someday you'll be out of food and guns
[01:37.63]And then you'll have to make the call
[01:40.23]I'm not surprised to see you haven't thought it through enough
[01:48.22]You never had the head for all that bigger picture stuff
[01:54.60]But Tom, that's what I do, and I plan on eating you slowly
[02:01.91]All we want to do is eat your brains
[02:06.87]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
[02:12.59]All we want to do is eat your brains
[02:19.21]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
[02:25.12]If you open up the doors
[02:29.97]We'll all come inside and eat your brains
[02:35.24]I'd like to help you Tom, in any way I can
[02:40.74]I sure appreciate the way you're working with me
[02:46.77]I'm not a monster Tom, well, technically I am
[02:52.88]I guess I am
[03:20.15]I've got another meeting Tom, maybe we could wrap it up
[03:25.97]I know we'll get to common ground somehow
[03:30.70]Meanwhile I'll report back to my colleagues who were chewing on the doors
[03:39.99]I guess we'll table this for now
[03:43.79]I'm glad to see you take constructive criticism well
[03:51.08]Thank you for your time I know we're all busy as hell
[03:58.00]And we'll put this thing to bed
[04:01.36]When I bash your head open
[04:04.86]All we want to do is eat your brains
[04:09.82]We're not unreasonable, I mean, no one's gonna eat your eyes
[04:15.46]All we want to do is eat your brains
[04:22.35]We're at an impasse here, maybe we should compromise:
[04:27.92]If you open up the doors
[04:32.41]We'll all come inside and eat your brains