King Lear (Bonus Track)

 [Intro
 Pa-pa-pa-pa (x3)

 [Verse 1: Sam Lachow
 My bald dad is way too ****ing cool for a toupée
 My little brother won't stop playing NBA, 2K!
 My girl says I should make some real hip-hop, like Lupe
 And stop saying you ***** in every song
 Touché!
 Damn, I have no money when I need it
 These days I don't seem to get the munchies when I 'm ****ed
 Last song was hella hoppin', and never caught a buzz
 I guess I'm not the famous rapper that I thought I was

 [Bridge
 I'm always late to the venue
 I'm always ready to order
 I never check out the menu
 Then you, quickly realize you passed on the right dish
 And when your homeys play the rap
 You gonna ask for a bite ****
 Then you, hit the stage and realize none of your people showed up
 Instead of feeling crunchy, you blame it on your promoter
 Then you, tell your friends they offend you
 You don't feel any better than you did, but you pretend to

 [Hook
 I had to check my attitude to get
 I'm too high, egos too high
 I had to calm down
 Who's the cool guy now?
 I'm King Lear
 I'm King Lear
 A human being
 I'm King Lear
 my attitude to get
 I'm too high, egos too high
 I had to calm down
 Who's the cool guy now?
 I'm King Lear
 I'm King Lear
 A human being
 I'm King Lear

 [Verse 2: Sam Lachow
 Yesterday a blogger told me switch up my style
 I need a little more hipster, a little less of Lachow
 Maybe then they right about the track you worked so long on
 Maybe then you'll find the ****ing blog to put your song on
 Damn, Sam
 Is that what YouTube needs?
 Another stoner white rapper on your YouTube screen?
 I keep telling myself I'm happening
 The hottest kid in Manhattan
 I'm rapping around my thoughts
 With a maker's mark on the rocks
 My ladies love me, how *****ing is that?
 I like to show off to my friends
 Although women are bad
 So when I'm feeling insecure about my lyrics and raps
 I just cure my insecurities securing with that

 [Bridge 2
 When I'm in Seattle
 I'm feeling sort of important
 Then I fly down to New York
 And see how enormous the world is

 [Interlude
 I'd like to make a song that makes the Earth a better place
 But I'm not a king, I guess I'd better wait

 [Hook
 I had to check my attitude to get
 I'm too high, egos too high
 I had to calm down
 Who's the cool guy now?
 I'm King Lear
 I'm King Lear
 A human being
 I'm King Lear
 my attitude to get
 I'm too high, egos too high
 I had to calm down
 Who's the cool guy now?
 I'm King Lear
 I'm King Lear
 A human being
 I'm King Lear

 [Outro
 I'm not a God, I'm not a king
 I'm just a human being that's alive
 And I give thanks to the Almighty gravity
 That keeps the kingdom on the ground
 Cause it gets me when I come down
 I'm so high
 I need to open my eyes, I need to open my mind
 And so do you
 And so do you...

 I love you more then word can be of the matter
 I love each breath...