I wear my face just like my skin
Dried up, paint-free, and authentic
I let my hair just soak up grease
I brush it with my fingers, see?

Shae wants to be a pretty girl
Shae wants to be stereo
No not no typical
Shae wants to sparkle
I said no way Jose
I said no way, not me
I douse it, burn it, slash it, make it, made in U.S.A
Ugly, ugly, ugly
Ugly
Ugly, ugly, ugly
Ugly

Shae wants to wear a slutty dress
Shae wants to wear tall high heels
Shae wants to cake the make up on
Shae wants to join the fun
Shae wants to join the fun
I said no way Jose
I said no way, not me
I douse it, burn it, slash it, make it, made in U.S.A
Ugly, ugly, ugly
Ugly
Ugly, ugly, ugly
Ugly

Suzy went to school this morning
Suzy went to class this morning
Suzy was loudly droning
Suzy told the class her story
You can look in the mirror
Might not like what you see
You can try to change it
But you’ll always be ugly
And you’ll always be nothing
And you’ll always be ugly
And you’ll always be nothing
And you’ll always be ugly
Ugly, ugly, ugly