[00:08.30]Drunk, faded
[00:10.19]Browned out, looking all shady
[00:12.15]Two months since I ********** a lady
[00:14.18]Young Man ********** going crazy
[00:16.16]Standard Saturday
[00:17.40]I'm about to get a cab and **********
[00:19.43]Then I see a hot girl look back at Dave
[00:21.46]Lemme get your cat girl, no Hathaway
[00:23.22]That's what I thought not what I said to her
[00:25.46]'Stead I walk up to her like, "I know you heard of the kid
[00:27.35]You heard what I did, you heard of my **********t, the murderous spit"
[00:29.61]She's like, "Naw, you're being weird, what are you talking about?"
[00:31.87]I'm like, "Aw..." Pulling out my phone like a boss
[00:34.22]YouTube 'bout to get her off
[00:35.66]But as I type the y-o-u, some porno pop up
[00:37.91]I'm like, "Hold up, how did... that's not even me
[00:39.49]Like, I don't jerk off mobily..."
[00:41.43]Then her friends coming up and wanna know if everything is okay
[00:43.88]I'm like, "Naw, this a rape, you can't tell?
[00:45.64]Gimme a break, please. Get the heck away."
[00:47.32]I turned to her, "Let me buy you a drink," she like, "Fine."
[00:49.62]Told the man, "Two Patron," she like, "Lime."
[00:51.69]Said he tried twice, the card got declined
[00:54.27]I'm like, "Alri—, is this a—
[00:55.51]Could it be a machine issue?" He was like, "Naw,"
[00:57.80]I was like, "Obviously there's something wrong
[00:59.60]I got dough, like I'm not broke...
[01:01.16]I got donuts with the same card like about an hour ago."
[01:03.93]He like, "Dude, I don't know."
[01:05.40]Now I'm looking at the girl she just wanna go
[01:07.47]And I ain't talking 'bout with me, bro, I mean alone
[01:09.85]I got one more chance to prove myself
[01:11.65]So I'm like
[01:11.99]
[01:12.16]"Look, I'm athletic, girl, I've gotten several Rec League MVP's
[01:16.76]At my crib I've got some pizza, plus a little bit of **********
[01:20.78]In my room I've got a TV, plus I recently did sheets
[01:24.74]Girl, I even have a fridge that has the water on the door
[01:28.45]Like with the crushed ice"
[01:29.63]
[01:29.66]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
[01:33.76]This is me coming at you as a man right now
[01:37.71]Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
[01:43.44]Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
[01:46.48]
[01:47.15]The girl from the first verse
[01:48.45]Somehow let me **********
[01:49.75]Fast forward, seven months, we in love
[01:52.42]Some real serious relation**********p type **********t
[01:54.35]Despite this, I ain't ********** for days
[01:56.18]Tried last night, but was pushed away
[01:58.33]But I've been acting well behaved today
[02:00.60]I smell okay, Adele Pandora's playing
[02:02.20]Now she laying on the floor
[02:03.41]And I'm praying this ********** is horny, I go and give her a smooch
[02:05.92]She kissing **********y back, so I play with her boobs
[02:08.47]Bad move, she don't like that
[02:10.44]Bad mood, her boss being mean to her
[02:12.46]Via email, she wanna write back
[02:14.44]I'm like, "Right now?"
[02:15.46]She like, "Yeah, what do I say, can you just help me?"
[02:18.90]"Oh, okay, what's the context?"
[02:20.53]Then she like, "Well, he talks to Jane before coming to me."
[02:23.30]"Who's Jane again?" I said, she like, "Wow, you should know that..."
[02:26.48]"Okay, I guess I forgot," she like, "Dude, that's my other boss."
[02:30.40]"Okay, true, so shouldn't your first boss
[02:32.33]Go to the other boss, before you? Right?"
[02:35.20]"But Jane isn't hands on!" she yelled
[02:36.82]"Okay, well I just don't understand the dynamic then
[02:39.45]I don't work with these people." She started crying
[02:41.50]"Wait stop, what the ********** is this?"
[02:42.76]"Naw, you don't ever take my side."
[02:44.29]About an hour later til' I'm on her good side
[02:46.41]We in bed, hands on her good thighs
[02:48.43]I try to kiss, she like, "Good night" but I'm like
[02:50.14]
[02:50.27]"Look, I just turned off The Departed for a movie 'bout a bee
[02:54.75]I've been cutting back on farting, tweeting, arguing and **********
[02:58.70]Yesterday I wore a cardigan at dinner with your sweet
[03:02.71]And supportive aunt during the fourth quarter, of the Eagles
[03:06.98]Now reward it."
[03:07.66]
[03:07.72]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
[03:11.70]This is me coming at you as a man right now
[03:15.67]Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
[03:21.46]Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak
[03:24.58]
[03:24.92]Fast forward some more, June sixteenth, twenty seventy four
[03:28.36]Old LD looking old as **********, still with the same ho, holding up
[03:31.84]But my life sucks, legs hurt, friends dead, real terse
[03:36.32]My ********** looking like it's tinfoil
[03:38.29]Her ********** looking like they hard boiled eggs
[03:40.63]On top of that, she insane
[03:42.37]Like, I don't even think she knows who I am
[03:44.42]Our kids moved away, we've been doing the same **********t for days
[03:47.48]Maybe months, who knows, probably going to die soon
[03:50.59]Pretty scared, I ain't even gonna lie to you
[03:52.43]Think about it all day, on my last legs
[03:54.71]But I'm going out with a bang
[03:55.83]I got pills they invented back in fifty seven
[03:58.32]I took five, that's a bit excessive
[04:00.21]I look high, take a look at my thighs
[04:01.86]And good God that's a little erection, it'll work though
[04:04.67]Now I've gotta find the ho, I'm pretty much blind at this point
[04:07.53]I don't know if I mentioned that yet, but I am
[04:10.10]Made my way into the bedroom and there she is, I'm like
[04:12.11]
[04:12.24]"Look, I don't know if you're aware that
[04:14.71]You've been throwing out my shoes
[04:16.74]What I do know is, I'm sick of doing nothing here with you
[04:20.74]All my blood is in my **********, I'm probably dying pretty soon
[04:24.77]Are you even comprehending what I'm saying
[04:27.68]Please acknowledge that you hear me..."
[04:29.53]
[04:29.71]You know I don't give a damn what your plan right now
[04:33.75]This is me coming at you as a man right now
[04:37.75]Lemme freak, lemme freak, God dammit, lemme freak
[04:43.49]Just lemme freak, please God, just lemme freak