[00:07.860]Won'tcha come on down to Rapture
[00:11.680]jam a needle in your arm
[00:14.820]It'll slowly corrode your genetical code
[00:18.250]but it's all part of the charm
[00:22.830]So you're a gross abomination
[00:25.790]but in time you're gonna be
[00:29.200]So glad ya came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea
[00:36.530]Hop in a bathysphere, take in the atmosphere
[00:40.280]it's like New York, but with more fish
[00:44.090]This unholy demon spawn looks like Joan Rivers in the morning
[00:47.750]but down here she's quite a dish
[00:51.350]Aquatic nightmare drones are known to freely roam
[00:54.860]with little sisters who require their help
[00:58.470]I mean to tell you plainly mister
[01:00.610]if that thing there was my sister
[01:02.500]I'd believe I'd disown myself, mahhh
[01:06.800]So you're stuck awhile in Rapture
[01:10.250]and politically it's ...tense
[01:13.370]Libertarians scream, it's an Ayn Rand wet dream
[01:17.000]and brother I mean soakin',I'm not even jokin'
[01:20.440]Don'tcha know the locals love the lifestyle
[01:24.010]watch 'em scale the walls with glee
[01:27.500]They're glad they came on down to the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue sea
[01:34.680]
[01:38.490]you're gonna love to mix and match
[01:41.870]Just steal some glue from evil red guy
[01:43.840]and a screw from smelly dead guy
[01:45.740]and you've made some crap from scratch
[01:49.670]And there's this Atlas Joe, right on your radio
[01:53.540]and he'll give you helpful hints and such
[01:56.720]I bet you'll do his bidding blindly if he utters "would you kindly,"
[02:00.770]but ohhhh,I've said too much
[02:04.450]So, you get a bit of story and a horrid killing spree
[02:11.230]Because you came on down to the best little town
[02:14.740]You're tryin' not to drown in this creepy town
[02:18.270]It really takes the crown though it's the only town at the bottom of the deep blue sea
[02:24.740]Forget Atlantis, it's the best little town at the bottom of the deep blue
[02:30.940]Somewhere beyond the sea, they spell it R-A-P-T-U-R-E
[02:38.140]A MAN CHOOSES!