Open Steam, pick your class
Saddle up to kick some ass!
Yer multiplayer dreams come true
When you play Team Fortress 2!
Well, the heavy spins a mini gun
The scout cain't do much else but run
Side with RED or side with BLU
When you play Team Fortress 2!
Well, the Snipers and the Pyros might make you wanna ragequit
Make sure they ain't a spy though, 'cause spies are f*ckin' bullsh**
The Engineer can build cool stuff
And Demoman can blow it up
A helluva good time waits for you
Right inside Team Fortress 2!
If the soldier gets a decent shot, he'll knock you out yo' pants
And the heavy and the medic share a legendary bromance...
Work together as a team
Download douchey hats on Steam
The doors are openin' that's yer cue...
Time to play Team Fortress Two!