[00:03]Open Steam, pick your class
[00:05]Saddle up to kick some ass!
[00:06]Yer multiplayer dreams come true
[00:08]When you play Team Fortress 2!
[00:11]Well, the heavy spins a mini gun
[00:13]The scout cain't do much else but run
[00:15]Side with RED or side with BLU
[00:16]When you play Team Fortress 2!
[00:20]Well, the Snipers and the Pyros might make you wanna ragequit
[00:23]Make sure they ain't a spy though, 'cause spies are f*ckin' bullsh**
[00:27]The Engineer can build cool stuff
[00:28]And Demoman can blow it up
[00:30]A helluva good time waits for you
[00:32]Right inside Team Fortress 2!
[00:35]If the soldier gets a decent shot, he'll knock you out yo' pants
[00:38]And the heavy and the medic share a legendary bromance...
[00:47]Work together as a team
[00:49]Download douchey hats on Steam
[00:51]The doors are openin' that's yer cue...
[00:54]Time to play Team Fortress Two!