[00:07.84]My girl went to the doctor
[00:09.84]'cause her heart had palpitations
[00:12.31]He said cut the carbs,
[00:13.28]or else she'd end up pushing up carnations
[00:15.85]She stepped up on the scale
[00:17.39] and the doctor said, \"Oh Lordy
[00:19.67]If you don't drop a few, girl,
[00:21.57]you won't make it past age forty\"
[00:23.42]My girl said, \"Hey lookie,
[00:25.53]on that fancy x-ray chart\"
[00:27.30]Said the doctor, \"Holy hell,
[00:29.25]that's one G.D. big ass heart\"
[00:31.42]I'm telling you my friend,
[00:33.27]my girl's got a big ass heart
[00:35.44]When she shops for groceries
[00:36.93]that heart gets its own damn cart
[00:39.31]That big ass heart
[00:40.70]can pump two tons of love through her chest
[00:43.18]And then sit down and win a lovin' pie-eating contest
[00:47.15]I love that big ass heart so much I think it isn't fair
[00:50.96]Like how your heart won't pay me back for breaking all my chairs
[00:54.89]So sick with love I think I'm coming down with rickets
[00:58.12]When that big ass heart flies coach it has to pay for two plane tickets
[01:04.93]Oh, that big ass heart
[01:07.99]Oh, that big ass heart