Wanna tell you a story About the house-man blues I come home one Friday Had to tell the landlady I'd-a lost my job She said that don't confront me Long as I get my money next Friday Now next Friday come I didn't get the rent And out the door I went One bourbon one scotch one beer Well I ain't seen my baby since I don't know when I've been drinking bourbon whiskey scotch and gin Gonna get high man I'm gonna get loose Need me a triple shot of that juice Gonna get drunk don't you have no fear I want one bourbon one scotch and one beer One bourbon one scotch one beer I ain't seen my baby since the night before last Gotta get a drink man I'm gonna get gassed Gonna get high man I ain't had enough Need me a triple shot of that stuff Gonna get drunk won't you listen right here I want one bourbon one shot and one beer One bourbon one scotch one beer No I ain't seen my baby since a nigh' and a week Gotta get drunk man till I can't even speak Gonna get high man listen to me One drink ain't enough Jack you better make it three I wanna get drunk I'm gonna make it real clear I want one bourbon one scotch and one beer One bourbon one scotch one beer One bourbon one scotch one beer One bourbon one scotch one beer