[00:05.23]At words poetic  I'm so pathetic
[00:07.53]That I always have found it best
[00:09.91]Instead of getting 'em off my chest
[00:12.34]To let 'em rest unexpressed
[00:15.08]I hate parading my serenading
[00:17.47]And I'll probably miss a bar
[00:19.66]But if this ditty is not so pretty
[00:22.40]At least it'll tell you
[00:24.02]How great you are
[00:25.83]You're the top LeRoy
[00:28.08]You're the Coliseum
[00:28.58]
[00:30.06]You're the top
[00:31.87]Oh baby
[00:32.87]You're the Louver Museum
[00:35.18]You're a melody from a symphony by Strauss
[00:38.99]You're a Bendel bonnet
[00:40.42]A Shakespeare's sonnet
[00:42.11]You're Mickey Mouse
[00:44.98]You're the Nile
[00:47.35]You're the Tower of Pisa
[00:49.72]You're the smile on the Mona Lisa
[00:54.71]I'm a worthless check  a total wreck  a flop
[00:58.33]But if  baby  I'm the bottom you're the top
[01:04.26]You're the top LeRoy
[01:06.69]You're Mahatma Gandhi Hiram
[01:09.00]Mmm you're the top
[01:11.75]You're Napoleon Brandy
[01:14.18]You're the purple light
[01:15.74]Of a summer night in Spain
[01:17.99]You're the National Gallery
[01:19.30]You're Garbo's salary
[01:20.73]You're cellophane
[01:23.85]You're sublime
[01:26.35]You're a turkey dinner
[01:28.53]You're the time  Mmm of a Derby winner
[01:33.60]I'm a toy balloon that's fated soon to pop
[01:37.34]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[01:39.65]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[01:41.90]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[01:43.86]You're the top
[01:45.67]You're the top
[01:45.18]You're an arrow collar
[01:47.80]LeRoy you're the top
[01:49.23]
[01:50.53]You're a Coolidge dollar
[01:52.65]You're the nimble tread
[01:54.40]Of the feet of Fred Astaire
[01:56.71]You're an O'Neill drama
[01:58.21]You're Whistler's mama
[01:59.77]You're camembert
[02:00.21]
[02:02.52]You're a rose
[02:04.52]You're Inferno's Dante
[02:07.58]You're the nose
[02:10.01]On the great Durante
[02:12.20]I'm just in a way
[02:13.88]As the French would say  "de trop"
[02:16.06]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[02:18.37]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[02:20.87]But if baby  I'm the bottom
[02:22.93]You're the top
[02:23.62]
[02:24.71]You're a Waldorf salad
[02:26.83]You're just the top
[02:29.39]You're a Berlin ballad
[02:31.70]You're the boats that glide
[02:33.82]On the sleepy Zuider Zee
[02:35.25]You're an old Dutch master
[02:37.00]You're Lady Astor
[02:38.37]Baby you're broccoli
[02:39.00]
[02:41.24]You're romance
[02:43.86]You're the steppes of Russia
[02:45.98]You're the pants  on a Roxy usher
[02:51.13]I'm a broken doll  a fol-de-rol  a blop
[02:54.75]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[02:56.93]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[02:59.55]But if  baby  I'm the bottom
[03:01.74]You're the top