Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything I'm gonna kick my feet up and stare at the fan Turn the TV on throw my hands in my pants Nobody's gone tell me I can't I'll be lounging on the couch just chillin in my snuggie Click to MTV so they can teach me how to dougie Because in the castle I'm the freckin' queen Oooh yes I said it I said it I said it cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Tomorrow I'll wake up do some p90x meet a real nice boy Have some really nice day He gonna scream out this is great I might mess around and get my college degree I beat my old man will be so proud of me But sorry pops you'll just have to wait Ooooh yes I said it I said it I said cause I can Today I don't feel like doing anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up the phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything No I ain't gonna comb my hair Cause I ain't goin' anywhere No no no no no noooo I'll just strut in my birthday suit And let everything hang loose Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeaahhh Oh Today I don't feel like doin' anything I just wanna lay in my bed Don't feel like picking up my phone So leave a message at the tone Cause today I swear I'm not doing anything Nothing at all Nothing at all Nothing at all