[offset:0] [00:11.47]Now, if I was a bricklayer, [00:15.46]I wouldnt build just anything; [00:22.39]And if I was a ball player, [00:25.89]I wouldnt play no second string. [00:32.81]And if I were some jewlry, baby; [00:35.93]Lord, Id have to be a diamond ring. [00:43.36]If I were a secret, lord, I never would be told. [00:53.78]If I were a jug of wine, lord, my flavor would be old. [01:03.64]I could be most anything, [01:07.51]But it got to be twenty-four karat solid gold, oh. [01:14.56]If I were a gambler, you know Id never lose, [01:19.93]And if I were a guitar player, [01:22.25]Lord, Id have to play the blues. [01:45.38]If I was a hacksaw, my blade would be razor sharp. [01:55.74]If I were a politician, I could prove that monkeys talk. [02:06.04]You can find the tallest building, [02:09.16]Lord, Id have me the house on top. [02:13.65]Oh, lets go! [02:15.65] [02:38.41]All right, keep goin! [02:47.52]Im the penthouse pauper; [02:48.64] [02:50.97]I got nothin to my name. [02:56.27]Im the penthouse pauper; baby, [03:00.51]I got nothing to my name. [03:06.94]I can be most anything, [03:08.37] [03:10.62]cause when you got nothin its all the same. [03:14.67]Oh, lets move to this song! [03:24.72]Lord, look at my penthouse.